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I'm not actually Jeffrey because

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HoneyDragon · 19/08/2015 23:23

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

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Kryten2X4B523P · 20/08/2015 21:38

Ah crap, VoD has just reminded me that PA (LHK) is on strictly this year Angry

Laska42 · 20/08/2015 21:40

Because I know that a really good dinner party needs Pombears..Grin

NoonAim · 20/08/2015 21:40

I can Huuuaaarrr! and lob a small dog over a fence.

So I'm not Jeffrey.

onemightywizard · 20/08/2015 21:50

i'm not jeffers because i know how to pronounce quinoa properly and have actually eaten it more than once AND ENJOYED IT

DrearyMe1 · 20/08/2015 21:55

I'm not Jeffrey, I'm Angela Hernandez.

SaskiaRembrandtWasFramed · 20/08/2015 21:56

I said that, VoyageOfDad, and I used the correct acronyms ...

PegsPigs · 20/08/2015 21:58
Whatthefucknameisntalreadytake · 20/08/2015 21:58

I'm Jeffrey

Whatthefucknameisntalreadytake · 20/08/2015 21:59

Not really

PacificDogwood · 20/08/2015 22:06

For whoever asked about IPOAT

Trenzalor · 20/08/2015 22:08

I'm not Jeffrey because I don't know Janet and Roy.

AlpacaLypse · 20/08/2015 22:10

Not only do I know what a spermy sex towel is, but I also remember the Let's Parler Franglais version which was spermy serviette de sexe.

It was the big silly joke AIBU thread when I first joined

Passmethecrisps · 20/08/2015 22:16

Better safe than sorry I always say.

Oh!

Turtle boy naked pan pipe mum!

I am not Jeffrey! Rejoice!

Wehavealwayslivedinthecastle · 20/08/2015 22:16

I'm not Jeffrey because my neighbour didn't take my parcel, open it, wear the jumper and pop it on the line for me to see!

Rarity08 · 20/08/2015 22:19

I'm not Jeffrey as I know how to steam my vagina Grin

Frusso · 20/08/2015 22:31

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AlanPacino · 20/08/2015 22:32

I'm not Jeffrey because there's not millions of me 'living under one roof'

Bunnyjo · 20/08/2015 22:36

I'm not Jeffrey because MNHQ have my address after I won a Smeg Fridge a few years ago and they could quite easily send a SWAT team to me! And I don't stealth boast either Wink

realises Jeffrey probably has my address Shock Angry

Frusso · 20/08/2015 22:36

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MrSlant · 20/08/2015 22:37

I might be Jeffrey, after all TSSDNCOP.

InQuiteAPickle · 20/08/2015 22:45

I'm not Jeffrey as I make phallic shaped ornaments out of clay.

acatcalledjohn · 20/08/2015 22:46

I am Jeffery's ex.

Fucking lucky escape that was.

SunbathingCat · 20/08/2015 22:50

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daisydalrymple · 20/08/2015 23:09

I'm not Jeffrey because I put a gate in the fence between our back garden and our neighbours.

And this Christmas ds1 WILL be Joseph, dd WILL be Mary, and I am popping along with baby ds2 so he can be Jesus.

daisydalrymple · 20/08/2015 23:13

But my first kiss at the age of 10, was with a boy called Jeffrey ...

I really don't think I post regularly or often enough for him to have targeted MN as a way of revenge because I LTB 33 years ago. On a school bus at that...