I'm not actually Jeffrey because

[HoneyDragon]

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

I'm not actually Jeffrey becausE I'm the crazy lady dancing down the street to music with her headphones on

I'm not Jeffrey, because I'm too busy checking for cuntworms.

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I'm not Jeffrey because it took me ALL DAY to think of a new password after my old one (pre-name change) was on The List.

Also, I wear the correct bra size thanks to MN, and I suspect that Jeffrey's moobs swing freely.

I don't eat grapes in the shops

I hope nobody innocently starts a baby name thread with the title "Jeffrey for a boy - thoughts?" coz they'd be lynched for sure

I'm sure Geoffrey is OK to use though, just in case anyone is reading this and feels disappointed that their baby name has been given to an arsewipe.

or maybe not.

I'm not Jeffrey as I think you lot are the funniest bunch of fuckers EVER! (That, and the reasons I also posted about 3pm!)

Aw MNHQ this gas to go to classics?? I'm tempted to find a baby to draw a moustache on fir a laugh, in marker, the day before hv arrives... Just to profess my innocence {try it because it sooooo funny!

I'm not Jeffrey, I don't wear creepy white make-up that is worse than what poor Heath Ledger had to put up with in The Dark Knight

I'm not Jeffrey as I enjoying posting and viewing sporn.

I'm not Jeffery because I bought Pom Bears for our road trip purely because of the Pom Bear thread and offered them round with the words "Pom Bear anyone?".

However I could be Jeffery because me and DH happily demolish a roast chicken by ourselves over 2 days (half for Sunday roast and half for Monday sandwiches!). We're animals!

I am not Jeffrey because I now know the difference between vulva and vagina. Although I still prefer calling it a fanjo and would never consider calling it a Yoni

Has Jeffrey been Kondoed yet?
He ain't bringing us any 'Joy'. That's for sure.

(This thread excepted!)

I am not Jeffrey because I have had a lady bollock and he hasn't.

But.......I am still Spartacus

I'm not Jeffrey but I'm not telling why because TSSDNCOP.

I am still Spartacus and I always RTFFT.

I am however, still not Zseffreh

I'm not Jeff, but i do know where he is...

I built a big, fuck off shed out my back garden in which to keep him prisoner. And i do not care one iota what my neighbours think. Mwahaha!

I'm not Jeffrey because when I saw pictures of a baby shower on fb recently I thought "I'm glad I wasn't invited to that. Very wanky."
And it was. They all had to slot a bead onto a necklace, something to do with building something together to show support for the mum to be.
Wanky!
But my mum does have an orangery.

Jeffrey..... Cat me you cunt!

I'm not Jeffrey because I once led a zombie raid on HQ.

I'm not Jeffrey because I know the true meaning of the word kecks* (and I don't need my mum to buy them for me)

*Oxford English version

Jeffrey PM me your address and you'll get my Nars Deep Throat. Let me know if there are any other expired cosmetics that you fancy!

Gups brilliant, what a flashback!

I'm not Jeffrey because I like playing the game with the dividers on the belt in the supermarket. Makes me giggle every time the person behind me "fixes" it