I'm not actually Jeffrey because

[HoneyDragon]

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

^^

I've finally got back in.

I'm really, really sorry, but I can't read through 450 odd posts - I'm nearly sobbing as it is, but ....

....I'm not 'Jfry' because I know about two women who fought over the last roll of Laura Ashley wallpaper in B&Q a few years ago

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I'm not Jeffrey because ...

Last night I dreamt I went to IPOAT again. It seemed to me I stood by the iron gate leading to the drive, and for a while I could not enter, for the way was barred to me.

The Hall must be in a shocking state these days.

Deleted all my PMs yesterday, many great memories.

I'm not Jeffrey because I know what to Wendy means, about Korean Ladies and Lemon Drizzle cake.

All the blank posts earlier freaked me out though!

Sometimes I admit to being Jeff Vadar, but just to end a particularly pointless discussion/debate/annoying argument with someone with limited listening skills.

I'm not Jeffry because I remember TheDevilWears Prada and VinegarTits

I'm not Jeffrey because I'm a man who knows how to separate his colours from his whites.

Seems a good time to bring Jeff Vadar to the thread?

Hope this helps in the search for Jeffrey.

I'm not Jeffrey but I might be Mitmoo

I'm not Jeffrey because it's not a great name really sorry. How about:

Jayden
Kayden
Kai
Chardonnay
Tresemme
Hattie
or
Barry

I'm not Jeffrey, as I could be Carl k.

Can't imagine that name having many fans - Brian may yet make a come on yer back

Jeffrey lives in a magical place:

I'm not Jeffrey because I'd rather see the Lion King than go to a wedding.

But then I am quite old.

I am not Jeffrey because i have spent more than one day keeping watch over the Abbey Rd crossing.

I am not Jeffrey, I am Mykleen Ass.

I did go to primary school with a Jeffrey though. He thought the Numskulls Google, young people were real

What about Geoffreys? Are they under suspicion?

You only have to prove you're not The Jeffrey.

You don't have to prove you're not all the Jeffrey's or indeed Geoffrey's.

I'm not Jeffrey because I once tried to bake a cake in a mug in the microwave.

I'm annoyed by words such as:
Hubby
Chillax
Hollibobs
Cheeky (as in "cheeky beer after work")

I know what a Wendy is and I'm not wearing mum boots.

Ner.

Oh, and I love a good woo thread, me