Darling MNHQ, please, please, please could you arrange for the Biscuit Emoticon to fucking do one?

[HoneyDragon]

Really, please, just make it go.

If people don't wish to comment, than they can simply

Not write anything at all

Or it's meant to be sneery.

Or someone misunderstands it and offers it nicely with tea. And then gets flounced at with impunity. As no one really knows whether it's offensive or not.

In fact there are so many interpretations of what the biscuit means according to each individual, that technically you could probably have an entire thread using only the biscuit, with each poster making a unique comment.

There's another election due soon, it stopped being ironic and funny about 5 months after the thread that birthed it.

Seriously, just retire it.

I'm sick of trying to figure out why someone may have posted a biscuit. Post something clever, post something stupid. But don't post Gordens fucking biscuit

It had to be done... Sorry!

I don't mind the biscuit itself, but the very first biscuit thing really pisses me off. I think we should have tickers stating just how many biscuits have been given. That will stop the fuckers.

Like that HoneyDragon?

Damn I think that was my very first biscuit, and I forgot the rule of letting every one know!

You are all asshats

Oooh can we have an asshat emoticon instead?

Just checking I could do a blank post. I agree with the op.that biscuits are annoying and pointless and make me fat

And while you're at it could you please change the bracketed word for flowers to so that they're suitable for every occasion, thanks!

Or even

Ooh you've done it already!!!

I would like a medal emoticon.

When you get rid of the biscuit could we have a G&T instead Tech?
Please?
Pretty please?

Or the TARDIS back?

Actually, the thing that annoys me most about the is that on the phone app it is represented by an emoticon of a Japanese rice ball with nori decoration. Fact.

But... but... what will I have with my ?

not sure if this will work or not.

nope!

I think we need a [cat] emoticon or at the very least a [viper].

In fact there are so many interpretations of what the biscuit means according to each individual, that technically you could probably have an entire thread using only the biscuit, with each poster making a unique comment.

So true! I laughed at this!

Perhaps:
Shortbread
Bourbon
Cookie
Cracker
Jaffa
Rich tea?
See lots of nuances!
Then there's:
Cheesecake
Gateau
Tiramisu
Eclairs!

Now I'm bloody hungry!!