Please accept Morningpaper's official apology

[morningpaper]

I would like to state the following:

I apologise profusely to:

• ;
• her followers, friends, family, legal team;
• the listeners of the Jeremy Vine Show;
• the viewers of Channel 4, Channel 5, BBC 1 and ITV News;
• the readers of the Independent, the Telegraph, the Guardian, the Daily Mail (maybe), the Gulf Times, the Metro and the Evening Standard;
• all new mothers

for suggesting that she/they strap their babies to weapons of mass destruction or are involved in any way with the situation in Israel/Lebanon. I have read her book many times and can confirm that this IS NOT suggested as part of

I know Agent x

Just teasin' ya

dh and I have been laughing merrily over your apology. You are a genius.

mp, i think we ought to thank nobody for helping us take our respective minds off our a)mastisis b)itchy piles. nobody certainly is an huge help to mums in need of support (and cabbage leaves and rubber rings)

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MP, I am jealous. I want one of my comments splashed all over the national news, but then people aren't interested in my inane bleatings.

FWIW< I PMSL every time it came on the news today.

Love the appology of your wit!

Haven't laughed so much in years!

Wonderful - hope it's seen by - ahem - nobody if yer know what I mean.

Someone said that the Radio2 show could still be found on radio2 website, I can't find it...I missed it today

If you go to listen again and to the list of shows click on the Jeremy Vine show and thats the one it's on at about 1 hour 9 mins.

Thankyou

Morningpaper.....OMG! you're a comedy genius!

I LOVE it!!

Oh MP - you are effing wonderful sometimes. Genius.

pmsl

thanks you just saved mys anity

MP, I have laughed, my dh has laughed, my mum has laughed, complete 'strangers' at work (who know about my MN habit) have been rolling on the floor laughing at your apology.

I salute you. And, I think I love you

MP- you have lots of fans in the debates section over at Bounty.co.uk.

We all love your apology :D :D :D

Are any of your Bounty crowd able to support the MN Demo tomorrow JandCM? I think we need to try and up the numbers!

Well ive let people know about it on Bounty, but with no joy as yet. To be honest with you, there are not many people about on Bounty at the moment. I will keep pestering people.

Thanks for trying

Dh saw version 3 of your apology, morningpaper, and emailed me to say 'I was helpless with laughter ? literally tears rolling down my face at the bit that ends ?speak to your health visitor first? '

ROFLMAO @ MP's FABULOUS apology

read it on another website earlier!
LOL - fantastic

Honestly, pmsl@mps apology... sooo funny.

just shown dh - didn't actually think he'd be interested but he's a) laughing his wotsits off and b)eyes rolling so far back in head he looks like Glasshoppa at stupidity of certain parties

Dh just read. Aologise yo Hezbollah! guffaw