Please accept Morningpaper's official apology

[morningpaper]

I would like to state the following:

I apologise profusely to:

• ;
• her followers, friends, family, legal team;
• the listeners of the Jeremy Vine Show;
• the viewers of Channel 4, Channel 5, BBC 1 and ITV News;
• the readers of the Independent, the Telegraph, the Guardian, the Daily Mail (maybe), the Gulf Times, the Metro and the Evening Standard;
• all new mothers

for suggesting that she/they strap their babies to weapons of mass destruction or are involved in any way with the situation in Israel/Lebanon. I have read her book many times and can confirm that this IS NOT suggested as part of

No I didn't have to consult a lawyer

But I thought that Mark Stephens did a good job of putting the quote into perspective when Clive Anderson started saying "Well if she straps babies to rockets then I wouldn't want her to look after my children" in a serious voice

you can strap mine to rockets they r little sods @ the mo.ive none stopped tidying the house today roll on school

Go Mumsnetters, Go Mumsnetters!!

Morning Paper, I pissed myself laughing at your apology, it was hilarious! I'm so sorry that you are all having to go through this.

PMSL!!!!

MP you are firing on all cylinders these last few days!

In all seriousness I hope you are doing ok morningpaper. Just remember - today's news, tomorrow's fish and chip wrapper etc etc.

Oh don't mention fish !

mp.

I meant to say earlier actually that when I said something about bad taste I didn't mean it was bad taste, just that that was the only real criticism that could potetially be made of it. It wasn't immature.

who is jeremy vine anyway?

Jeremy Vine ... I think he does an offensive programme about cars on BBC2?

It WAS bad taste, I wouldn't argue with that!

I am coping fine btw - being Childcare Guru's No. 1 Public Enemy has taken my mind off my mastitis!

Frankly it's a dream come true

morning paper

THANK YOU! That's the best laugh me and dh have had all week!

I love you morningpaper

We are all just mp

your name will go down in the anals of history for this

the anals of history? ouch

please not the anals of history

not without a LOT of vaseline

But the vaseline could cause someone to slip of the rocket

If it's anals you want you need to go to the other thread.

I do think that Jeremy Vine is a complete idiot (My opinion therefore not libellous. Besides it's true). Dh has banned him from our home because he's so awful.

Mp's quote must surely win the MN Quote of 2006. It's classic - and I missed it first time round.

mp - you are hysterical

and please stop apologising!

Jeremy vine's show was done by Clive Andersen today

I've seen Clive Anderson do his stuff in St Albans crown court. He's very short.

adn baldy

MP, you're a comedy genius.

Hope your norks are less glow/throbby.

heheheheheh enough said!

clive anderson was shit in Jeremy's place

MP I salute your humour. Mumsnet is getting a great deal of support over this on other forums. However I do need to correct you on who Jeremy Vine is:

Jeremy Vine

Jeremy Clarkson (presenter of the "offensive car program" which we quite like in our house, sorry! )

Oh I like him more

he's cleverer