For the love of god can we have an 'over sharing' topic. Sex and bodily excretions maybe

[Pagwatch]

Then those who want to chat about their love of rimming, their puss filled boils and their partners wish to give them oral while they are mid period can all chat amongst themselves

S'all right, I'm a big brave soldier.

We've made friends now anyway, it was the shitest MN row ever.

'Leakers and Beakers'?

Topic should be called 'Boak' and hidden in 'Other Stuff'

Perfect name.

And then anything that isn't deletable due to not being enough evidence of trollhood/Dead horse beating Jurno/Perv desperate to hear women talking about their preveliction can be have the thread moved there.

And all who made use of the HUGE hide button attached to it are free and clear to eat breakfast in peace... regardless of poster's evil intent, or lack thereof.

one vote for a BOAK! topic.

You think you have made friends.

Just wait a couple of hours and you'll find some fucker has reported you and all your posts are gone. Then some other fucker (or the same fucker) will start to imply that you did and said some awful stuff, and you won't be able to defend yourself because what you did say has gorn. Then you'll lose your temper and tell them to fuck off and ... and ...

It's was a magnificently crap fight Randall.

I've suggested the one about dream topping should be in 'Food'

I think you could just rename Relationships to Oversharing Central at the mo. Perish the thought it's trolley people either.

Still, makes a change from endless cries of Leave The Bastard.

As I said on one of the many threads last night, how about:

Swingers, Bum Lickers & Up the Shitters bout sums it up?

I think all these threads need to be answered in the bracing tones of Matron addressing the Tiresome Child of the Lower Fourth.

After all, 'he makes me bleed' went quiet when the f'narr looked a bit weak compared to medical info on cervical erosion, polyps and STIs.

Could someone come up with a generic reply that is both pithily dismissive and on the right side of the guidelines?

I will save it and post it on all threads, so I can watch and see the eventual deletion message.

[sigh]

I think all these threads need to be answered in the bracing tones of Matron addressing the Tiresome Child of the Lower Fourth.

We need a test thread to channel The Chalet School and Mallory Towers enmass and see if that works.

Thank you for your feedback. We'll look into this.

Katie Scarlett. Re a sex act that involves vomit, a rather well endowed boyfriend of mine once tried to shove his cock down the back of my throat and I did actually throw up on him!

( stopped him trying again tho..)

You're worried about offending these people?

I honestly don't think there's much you can do tbh Julie. I think it's just a case of letting it all blow over. All the recent media attention has resulted in the whole site being inundated with posters desperate to stir up either a LTB or some sex talk.

I'm going to c&p my response to the Guardian piece today just because it sort of sums it up for me.

Not a bad article to be fair, I just think whatever anyone says now is simply adding fuel to the fire. IMO it would be best to just let it go.

The longer this goes on the more twats come on here to start crappy threads so they can go back to their twatty mates and pat each other on the back for winding up 'those horny old sad cows'.

The whole penis beaker thing was funny to start with, but all this hysteria about it has turned MN into a laughing stock. I'm starting to feel oddly protective about it.'

^^

I just hope it all dies down soon. MN and it's poster's don't deserve to be ridiculed. This place means a heck of a lot to many many people, a lot of whom are pretty vulnerable. It's also full of people doing genuinely good and kind things. They don't deserve to be laughed at.

Soz for getting a bit 'deep' there. Feel free to ignore my maudlin musings!

Should have bitten the fucker Scarlet