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For the love of god can we have an 'over sharing' topic. Sex and bodily excretions maybe

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Pagwatch · 27/10/2013 09:29

Then those who want to chat about their love of rimming, their puss filled boils and their partners wish to give them oral while they are mid period can all chat amongst themselves

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Riddo · 27/10/2013 09:35

I agree, I started to read one and nearly threw up.

MoldieOldNaiceHam · 27/10/2013 09:37

Yes please. May be the Moist topic?

Pagwatch · 27/10/2013 09:41

Yes
They could have a moist quiche

At least the pus porn lot tend to warn you in the title. Weird yet considerate.

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ManifestingMingeWhispersAlone · 27/10/2013 09:41

IIRC it was felt that it would be a massive troll section if there was a sex topic, when it was discussed in the past.
Probably correctly.

Catchhimatwhat · 27/10/2013 09:42

What a good idea!

RandallFloyd · 27/10/2013 09:42

I reckon there's either some sort of invasion going on or the stupid DM/Telegraph bollocks has brought a load of 'interesting' new posters.

Last night was seriously grim.

CarpeVinum · 27/10/2013 09:43

Or at least insist on a TMI warning in the title.

I can't eat my boiled egg now.

MoldieOldNaiceHam · 27/10/2013 09:44

Or

Zits and Bits

QuintsHollow · 27/10/2013 09:45

And include the sporners in there too.

MoldieOldNaiceHam · 27/10/2013 09:45

Pus n porn?

MoldieOldNaiceHam · 27/10/2013 09:46

Squelching, Squeezing and Sleazing?

TheLeastAccomplishedBennetGirl · 27/10/2013 09:48

While Tech is satisfying the over-sharers :) can we have a topic/section titled 'Lazy journos who flog dead horses' as well?

CarpeVinum · 27/10/2013 09:49

RandallFloyd Sun

Well it's certainly had an effect.

Trolls who want to troll.

Journos desperatly trying to generate MN based content so they can jump on the bandwagon.

Persons with certain tastes who want to read others discussing the details of indulging in same/similar taste for the frisson

Persons who have long had a burning question about certain sexual practices/etiquette, read the "OMG mothers talk about SEX!!" red top sexsational screetchy article... and decided this was the most appropirate place to ask.

If only they would warn people.... who were having their breakfast.

I've reported more in the last few hours than I have in the last four years.

Pagwatch · 27/10/2013 09:49

at the name suggestions

Grin
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RandallFloyd · 27/10/2013 09:51

At one point I took to wandering around posting 'I'm doing it as we speak' on the really grim ones but even that got boring after a while.

MoldieOldNaiceHam · 27/10/2013 09:52

For the journos

Deadbeats with Deadlines

QuintsHollow · 27/10/2013 09:55

Why not name it after Tom Peck? "Peckers Raunchy Wet Suit City", or "Peckers Pick of the Zit n' Klit"

QuintsHollow · 27/10/2013 09:59

Well that suggestion went down like a led balloon, you know, that squeamish guy writing in the Independent the other day, outraged that mums talk about ..... intimate acts. I find it apt.

CarpeVinum · 27/10/2013 10:00

At one point I took to wandering around posting 'I'm doing it as we speak' on the really grim ones but even that got boring after a while.

I was really tempted on the "indecent propasal from secretary" one to wax lyrical of my own (entirely fictious) experience of the same, where my secretary would cross his legs on purpose to give me a flash of sock suspender, and kept on bending over at the waist to do filing so I could see the outline of his truss. But decided not to. Just in case they had eclectic tastes.

Pagwatch · 27/10/2013 10:01
Grin I just had to leave the cafe and go poolside so your wit got lost during the move.
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TiredDog · 27/10/2013 10:04

Yes. Group the trolls. Herd them into one section. The over sharers will be quite happy because they can feed the trolls. Direct the half termers here as well with a lurid section title.

Job done

MaryZombie · 27/10/2013 10:07

Great idea.

Maybe we could have a direct link to the daily mail as well, so that some bot could just rehash threads and they could sack a few of their reporters.

nocarsgo · 27/10/2013 10:12

What the hell is going on in Relationships this weekend? I've seen no less than four troll-y looking sex threads.

MaryZombie · 27/10/2013 10:14

I'm going to have to clean my house.

I keep clicking on them in Most Active. It's putting me off my breakfast.

Reprint · 27/10/2013 10:16

Its half-term this week, so no surprise that the ...umm.... random over sharing yucky types have appeared in abundance!

Normal service might be resumed by Christmas (assuming we have no further beaker incidents)