OK MN I'm calling you on this one

[EuniceDumbsdown]

Regular troll name changer starts nasty thread on Style & Beauty. You get masses of reports - even one from me! But you are leaving it because

"the OP is a long time Mumsnetter, who from time to time writes mischievous thread like this one.

She's a good egg though, and we know she doesn't mean any harm. With this in mind, we're going to leave the thread as it is"

So she deliberately starts a goading thread about fat people (again) but that's okay because she's deemed harmless not hurtful.

And I'm not fat so not taking it personally just asking for MNHQ to be consistent.

Cuppateahahaha

I will have a large wine

they'll all get theirs.

Gradually the spite and bitterness will eat away at them from the inside until their skin collapses into a fizzing heap on the floor.

Have a be sons and hedgesahahahahaha.

Hugs anyway. Don't like to think of you feeling like utter shite when you are supposed to be on your holibobs

Oh this fucking godforsaken piece of shite iPad and making me morontype

I am proper going to sleep now. I honest to god appreciate you all being nice to me. You are all quite wonderful. I know I am being daft but I suppose we all have our weak spots.
Thanks x

you really are being daft. the idea that either you or lindt could be bullies... well, you KNOW that's horseshit.

Dear god getorf I'm not that desperate. Phone my mother

I'm am insanely jealous of your holioliolibos pag, don't you dare let this place put a dampner on them. I shall be furious

(And when I say flounce I mean silently leave. I would never have the cojones to do an actual flounce, I can see the tumble weed of shame from here!)

If any of you lot DARE leave Zombie will hunt you down and EAT YOUR BRAINS!

HOLYFUCK all this negativity is making Zombies relapse. FFS someone chuck her some mince and sing kumbyah.

Should that not be HOLEY since she's a zombie?

I'm watching foyles war on itv player.

Yum
Yum
Michael kitchen

Gosh he's twinkly.

Now is not the time for semantics Freddy. If she bites one of us, we're all wearing Breton tops FOREVER!

Getoff. Please don't phone your mum , we'll make it better somehow.

Am having a lovely chat on Twitter with some MN Local people, and it is cheering me up. I think I have to focus on the really great people I have met through MN and forget the silliness of that thread.

I don't often venture onto threads like this

Getorf
It is not that bad. Don't phone your mum.

I have just finished reading a great book. Took me the whole Easter weekend to do it (imbetween frolics in the countryside, and visits to the local hostelry)

It reminded me of Zombie. It's called "The Twelve" by Justin Cronin, the sequel to "The Passage". Viral zombies in a post apocalyptic world. Juicy stuff

Some tede will accuse us of hijacking/derailing this thread for a love in shortly. Just wait.

Zombie will go reheat some Paprika Pork instead. You're safe. For now...

Ah well if that's going to appen I'll go for broke.

I am currently eating scones and trying to decide whether I'd want to do the sexing with Jonny Lee Miller.

Oh shit yes I have just realised that this is not pag watch caiprinhahahaha thread as I thought it was.

I am feeling very down in the dumps. Had a row with Dd about her father (who has just come back on the scene after not seeing her since she was 5 and it has made me feel hugely unsettled when I should be strong for dd), worried sick about a med result and missing XP. I don't particularly want to talk about it so come on here for a bit of light relief and end up feeling even more wound up.