Eggspect terrible puns - the Easter Name Change Competition is here!

[KateSMumsnet]

We know you guys go daft(odils) for a good old seasonal name change comp - so get your thinking Easter Bonnets on and prepare thy wasitlines, there is chocolate to be won.

The lovely folks at Kinnerton have donated some prizes for the winning namechange and runners up

To enter, name change to something suitably hilarious and Easter themed, then post on this thread and tell us who you normally are, so we can see how clever you've been.

We'll choose a sort list at some point and then you'll all have till the end of the week to vote for a winner.

So hop to it!

Used to be TheThickPlottens.

I'll do anything for chocolate. Pick me, pick me, pick me.
[desperate emoticon]

My nc is an offering on the altar of subtlety; a libation poured to the gods of finesse, and an hommage to understatement

(Usually CJCregg.)

I have gone for festive though might change my mind.

This is sadly all I could come up with. Usually HeartsTrumpDiamonds.

JudithofthePeace here. I'm feeling the Easter love today. Possibly because I've just eaten part of one of the DCs Easter eggs.

Where's scottishmummy?
She could be scotchegg

Ok. In the interest of variety, Ive changed. Far too many HotCross people.

Please don't check my namechange history mnhq (it took me many attempts to spell oeuf correctly!)

Well, I wouldn't call it 'hilarious' but it is cheerful? What with containing both a resurrection and the apparent inspiration for Easter eggs?

[Hopeful]

(Usually MoonlightandRoses)

twirls

usually LackaDAISYcal

It sounds better than it looks though

I miss the rude bit in my usual name... :(

Usually champagnesupernova

Well I suppose I could change to ICBINEGG but thats a bit obvious...

So maybe I should simply change what the acronym stands for....

how about I Caught Botulism In Naughty Easter Grope?

I hope I'm not too late.

I'm usually SecretNutellaFix

champagne

You can now votes for your favourite here!

catgirl here

With capitals in my name for the first time ever

They're not staying though

Check me out with my first name change lol

I was just plain old Bunnygirlie to start with

FakeHotCrossLobsters.

Because I image that's how lobsters feel at the end, hot and cross.