Eggspect terrible puns - the Easter Name Change Competition is here!

[KateSMumsnet]

We know you guys go daft(odils) for a good old seasonal name change comp - so get your thinking Easter Bonnets on and prepare thy wasitlines, there is chocolate to be won.

The lovely folks at Kinnerton have donated some prizes for the winning namechange and runners up

To enter, name change to something suitably hilarious and Easter themed, then post on this thread and tell us who you normally are, so we can see how clever you've been.

We'll choose a sort list at some point and then you'll all have till the end of the week to vote for a winner.

So hop to it!

[MaryZeZJezuzIzntZombiedYet]

Do you think I'm recognisable from this [worried]

[ScoffedAnEggInSixtySeconds]

Who is that ^? I am sure they must have left a clue, but so subtle, so understated...

[TheYamiOfYolk]

TheYamiOfYawn here.

[ChocolateOrangeforDd]

TaDa. We don't do eggs here!!

[WallyBantersJunkBox]

Would *Wallybantereggbox be just too twee?

[WallyBantersJunkBox]

Wallybanterseggbox even...

[ChocoLatToBeLickedByMe]

Thank you MikeChoccyCoatedLitoris

[MikeChoccyCoatedLitoris]

Bet thats not something you would ever be saying!

[ChocoLatToBeLickedByMe]

It certainly won't be licked by me!

[FabOeufsFromLaChocolateries]

FanjoForTheMammaries here

[BOEUF]

I quite like mine this year. But I think it actually means beef

[EggwiniasRevenge]

I was EdwiniasRevenge.

I now have egg on mu face...

[Ledkr]

Will this do?

[Ledkr]

Oh it didn't fecking work

[Creameggkr]

There I've done it
Psst it's ledkr btw marvellous don't you agree

[HerbyVore]

Was it Leggkr ?

[HerbyVore]

Ah x-post !

Even better

[Greenshootsandleeves]

I rather like BOEUF

[Creameggkr]

I like boeuf too. Very good

[MaryZeZJezuzIzntZombiedYet]

I like BOEUF too.

And ChocoLatToBeLickedByMe.

Two ends of the scale, one very simple, the other quite complicated, but both very clever.

[JumpChoccy]

'tis I, JumpJockey.

[HotCrossWeaselInSinisterBonnet]

HotPinkweaselWearingLederhosen for the spring at your service

[HotCrossNaanAndResurrectOn]

KeemaNaanandcurryon, now with cinnamon.

[kweggie]

(smug smile/ yawn) ..........yah boo did it without even trying...........

[EggsWhyZed]

Here's mine - usually LemonEmmaP (based on the way DS1 said the alphabet), so I've just shifted a few letters to the right...