HQ, anyone up? We are being invaded!

[CatPussRoastingOnAnOpenFire]

Seems we have an influx of idiots tonight! There have been loads of really unpleasant posts. Any chance of some deletions?

Hardly your fault, Cafe! Are you locked in to your flat securely? Why are they breaking in?

Aw shit Pidj. Shit shit shit. Will try to find your fred. So sorry love.

They're trying to break the front door in but it's a block of 10 flats, spose they think it's worth it- I think I might call the police, I was hoping they would stop with lack of success. It can't be a neighbour locked out nobody would try and smash their own door in that many times without perhaps trying to ring a doorbell. Drat I wanted to go and get sprite now I definitely can't sleep!

I've just seen your thread and it sounds like he is making really good progress, but you must be so so shocked. I worked in a stroke rehab centre last year (I'ma medic, was on a placement) and the guys there were incredible, doing a 12 week recovery program. I also have worked with stroke patients before in law, and many make an absolutely full recovery if they are seen quickly. It is different for everyone but it sounds like you got him there really quickly and his age and fitness should really help recovery

But with a 5 week old on top of this, wow, you've been through so much, I'm not surprised you're up worrying! hope things continue to get better with him

Shit, sorry Pidj, what a 'orrible thing. Sending lots of nice vibes your way

Thanks, and sorry to derail this thread!

Cafe, definitely call the Polis, if only to cover an insurance claim. Tbh if they were on the rob they wouldn't be making any noise. Hope you get your Sprite soon, I need a glass of water but if I get out of bed ds might howl and wake MIL

I called the non emergency number and they said they'd come and investigate, I was like, yeah I have to go out soon for sprite I think they must be very drunk they're making a load of noise

bit worried it might be someone who lives here and the police will rock up and I should've actually just opened the door for them!

no derailing of thread, I think it derailed about 60 posts ago! so sorry to hear what a shock you've been through

Pidj, just seen and posted on your thread - what a bloody shock! Glad he seems to be making good progress though.

Cafecito, I hope the police turn up soon - even if it is someone who lives there, they're disturbing people! (OK, I know that's a bit mean, but if they're just stonkingly drunk then maybe the Police will be able to sort them out in terms of either getting in legitimately, or locking them up to sleep it off - do they still do that?)

Cafe at least if that happens you'll be able to go get your sprite!

Morning all, I'm up because apparently my soon to be DC1 thinks it's fun to kick what feels like my intestines at this hour. Been reading MN for the last hour and was starting to consider gate crashing the night feeds thread

Hermione, this one used to play footie with my stomach at a similar time of the morning little bugger

Hello

Sorry about this - just dealing with all the wankers (frankly) now.

Rowan

They are bloody wankers, some especially vile stuff last night

Oh Rowan, they were far more vile than most of the twats we get [copious amounts of gin]

Rowan, who was supposed to be on duty last night? Was MN left home alone?

No idea what was said, I missed it but I LOVE MN - on no other site would you get someone from HQ coming in and saying "sorry about that, dealing with the wankers now."

fuck you wanky wankers!!

If Rowan is allowed to call them all wankers, does that mean we can too [hopeful]?

@MaryChristmaZEverybody

If Rowan is allowed to call them all wankers, does that mean we can too [hopeful]?

Nope.

Only RowanMumsnet has wanker privileges.

I would love to see her contract.

Section 4, paragraph 8. Wanker privileges.

haha

Rowan you ROCK

Seriously, don't deny your wanker privileges. Embrace them or transfer them to me

Must have been a rough night. Thy were grim.

Rowan is rapidly becoming my favourite

Rowan is my favourite [arse kisser emoticon]

Tis true though

I love all of HQ. although Olivia scares me sometimes
Although, nobody answered my question about being home alone?!
I hope the last one out remembered to put the cat out!