HQ, anyone up? We are being invaded!

[CatPussRoastingOnAnOpenFire]

Seems we have an influx of idiots tonight! There have been loads of really unpleasant posts. Any chance of some deletions?

I'm up because I'm at my parents house and can't sleep. I am wishing away the time til I can drive home! You?

There's 3 of them. I think HQ are asleep on watch! There will be keel hauling tomorrow!

You're a harsh master, catpuss.

I'm up. Does that mean I'm cool?

But no one laughed at my "The Moronic Verses".

I'm sad.

I am supposed to be asleep. Instead I am getting cross at idiot posters.

Sadly, I don't think they're all so hairy handed

I'll do you loads of flattering amused posts if you'll let me into the cool circle, jacks? What are the verses?

No?? Who are they then?
I'm all confoozled now.

sled, you were amazing. And I think some of them (cough, cough) were certainly hairy-handed!

My lungs don't seem to be working properly tbh, and I'm a bit ubsetteled.

But snogs from cool friends helps. May have to be shrot snogs though.

Cheers.

Oh, no. chaos, that sounds properly serious - are you ok?

(I'm not snogging you though!)

LRD, I always thought you were awesome :)
You can be in my circle any time wish I had a circle

I posted upthread that we've got The Moronic Verses going on to iChat, with all the fucking trolls about. It was a lame pun on "The Satanic Verses".

Nearly out of power and one of the Chaotics has stolen my charher, so I'm prob off in a mo, mwahx

Thanks, LRD. I felt like I was running round in circles.

I'm not very good at spotting bridge dwellers.

This ducking new phone hates me. It hates me, I tell you.

To iChat = tonight

You ok Chaos my love?

Night Chaos.

OMFG.

This bloody new phone apparently doesn't like to swear, either. Fortunately I don't believe I have to explain "ducking" to this crowd :o

jacks - I got the pun! I got the pun!

Ok, that doesn't really do you justice. But I am happy to know what it was!

sled - I agreed with you 100% and I think most people did. There was one poster who didn't and there was also a poster who was posting about 'n*ggers' who didn't, and who'd posted similarly offensive shite on other threads. Even if that's pure coincidence those two agreed against everyone else I think it's clear you were saying things most people agreed with!

What the jeff is a charher, Chaos?

Another invasion? Are these people's own boards so very boring then that they feel the need to come over here?

chaos - night night. I do hope you're ok - if your lungs are struggling look after yourself, won't you?!

I think it's a charger. As in phone charger :o

Ah yes, I had managed to spot the tufts on MB's greasy paws

There was a lot of consensus. Just not with the OP now I really am going to sleep.

Honest.

LRD, jumping up and down works for me :)

Oh, good.