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[InvisibleHotPinkWeasel]

No matter whether I use IE, Chrome or Safari. Are you broked?

Hi, ORF, yes, I've moved back to New York. The first message was just some Beyonce lyrics. I was testing how long it took to post a message. No time. It seems yizz're all making it up about the slowness.

That's a joke by the way. It's getting slow at 9pm because that's a super-busy time. We are working on addressing it.

I'm not dedicated. I just can't sleep for worrying.

It's been up and down like the proverbial knickers for me.

Test from tech

Well, if you've moved back to NYC you need to update your profile otherwise we'll all keep thinking you live in sunny Florida.

BTW, did you see the luffly office I found for you a few weeks ago here, I'm not sure if Justine took the hint, or maybe you've now got a swishy NYC office - after all, surely they don't 'do' sheds there?

Another test from tech

If you don't live in Florida anymore, then how do we know you are still 44? I think we should be told.

Hopefully last test from tech

I'm 45 now. It's very bad. I'm thinking of going backwards on birthdays for a couple of years now, eventually claiming 72 rather than 67 as year of birth. I'll be like that Joan Collins and be of indeterminate age.

The thought that MN's tech has started comparing himself to Joan Collins is what makes this site bloody exceptional.

still no office by the way. I have to work in my flat on my own and not see anyone except computers and wires [sniff]. That JR is a too mean to pay rent.

But you're in New York. That's so good I may have to say it twice.

New York.

Unless you live in a flat in a sewer or something.

No, it's nice. I'm only messing. I have a very nice top floor apartment in a brooklyn brownstone with a sesame-street style stoop and everything, on a lovely tree-lined block a couple of blocks away from a street with lots of very good restaurants and things on it. So I'm not complaining and counting my blessings really.

Hang on a minute. MNTitsUpO'clock here - 9pm - is 4pm in Manhatten, right? So all we need to work out, Tech, is what you could possibly be doing at ManhattenO'Clock to keep you from your wire-untangling duties. In an area of very good bars restaurants.

I'm probably projecting too much.

Oh and thanks for fixing MN again.

Here we go-it's 9pm and it's bosted again.

It's spoiling the Hilary Mantel thread.

I may have another early night.

Bloody sort it out please MNHQ. Stop doing whatever it is you are doing this time of night (or afternoon if tech is in the US). Pleeeeeeeeaaaaase!!!!