Slooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

[InvisibleHotPinkWeasel]

No matter whether I use IE, Chrome or Safari. Are you broked?

My broadband speed is a little slow but no other sites are causing problems at the moment. I use IE and Firefox. I normally only come on here late at night so no idea if this problem occurs during the day.. [night owl emoticon]

And ... IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN.

Come 9pm (UK time) it all slowed down.
It's taken me numerous goes and nearly 30 bloody minutes to re-log in.

My broadband is fine.
Every other website I go onto is fine.
Even MN was fine today - until 9pm.

What.Is.Happening???????????????

(It will probably take about 10 minutes just to post this)

Yes it is. what happens at 9pm MN?

Same again here too

I'm fucking sick of this.

Everey night from about 9pm to 11pm, MN is unusable. This will take 5 minutes to post.

MN thinks we should all go to bed earlier....

Please MNHQ deal with it. Unplug the fucking kettle for the 9pm tea break or whatever's the problem.

Me too, me too, me too.
And you'll all see this post in about 1hr 20 minutes.
That's how slow it is.

Yep v slow.
I have no idea how there can be an Active Convos when they're not very active at all!

Yep really slow. Been like it for a while and then every so often it won't hook up at all.

Sloooooooooow

Sorry all
Will get Tech to take a look.

@LineRunner

Please MNHQ deal with it. Unplug the fucking kettle for the 9pm tea break or whatever's the problem.

Busted

Why can't you all just drink gin all the time?

Actually. Where is Tech? We don't seem to have seen much of him recently? I mean, I know he lives in Florida and I'm sure he's overworked an' all, but ...

I think they've forgotten to give Tech his monthly gin ration - so he's on a go-slow

Ooh, it's speeding up again. Tech must be cycling a bit faster on the static power-source bike.

Chin chin, Olivia.

MN have put some 50ps in the meter.

I suppose I could manage two pounds a month.

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it. Oh ho ho ho ho ho.

Tech, you have appeared on the stroke of midnight!

I'm in New York now not that Florida. The people there are too odd for words. Here in Brooklyn it's all hipsters and inventive facial hair.

On the slowness, improvements are afoot which should help, but it might be a couple of weeks before there's a significant improvement.

Liked what?
A ring on what?
What are you talking about?
It's like reading one of Chaosy's mad posts.
Or am I going mad?