A topic called chaos

[shaky]

Dear MNHQ,

PLEASE may we have a topic just for chaos.

Many thanks

What undergrowth?

I wa totally shaky!!
Phew, am I forgiven?
I really wasn't being spiteful, needs more

SPRAY at rum and raisin, terribly TERRIBLY funny lolo

Npwt to forgive, all a misunderstanding, thanks for being so decent about it.

You could have come on and started shrieking FUCKING CLIQUEY BITCHES but you have been very gracious so thanks .

Getorf. You have to be like Baby's dad now.

" When I'm wrong, I say I'm wrong...."

Dr Housman.

Oh yes.

Where was I going to kick ass GOML? I've been v naice!

Shaky, s'all ok lovey! C'mon, join us for wine and fags and innapropriate talk about

Um.

shaky, you utter doily.

oh gawd shaky don't feel bad

this thread has thrown up a Rum n Raisin lolathon AND Sue came back

I would consider this thread a Back Of The Net one m'dear

Getorf, I'm not that brave, I'm quaking in my boots already, I only said I love Chaos!

aww bless the op

can we have a chaos corner where we can talk about the chaos MN creates in our lives

honey - the undergrowth and shrubbery surrounding Chateau Shaky.

I had the 51st King's Own Regiment of Garden Peas, armed to the teeth, on stand-by in case things kicked off.

They're all down in the Bishop's Jockstrap now, getting wankered before moving on to Madame Jo Jo's for the Friday night Drag Extravaganza.

Peas love drag shows.

Val - you said 'I was going to have to kick your ass' up there

Look at the chaos you caused, chaos, you chaotic chaoser you.

All Hail Chaos the barely legible!

I hate rum and raisin. Why ruin perfectly good rum with dehydrated grapes?

shaky

Here.

So glad to hear you loves Chaos !

Saggy, stop genuflecting Chaos and get some bloody dignity woman!

I have given birth twice. I have no dignity left!

Ah, now you see GetOrf, it was followed by a disclaimer

I don't kick asses. I'm quite lazy really and it would take energy....

Did someone mention Dirty Dancing? I've always wanted to post

Plus asses can kick back.

And with arses you risk your foot getting stuck.

And what the hell happens at a pea drag show? Do they dress up a mange tout?

Yay! Here's to Chaos! And all of mumsnet who don't hate me anymore!
cheers!

Cin cin!

Honey - god, no. They just like to watch, that's all.

This is a pea favourite

To Chaos and her loveliness!