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A topic called chaos

165 replies

shaky · 14/09/2012 22:16

Dear MNHQ,

PLEASE may we have a topic just for chaos.

Many thanks

OP posts:
PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 14/09/2012 23:00

It means having a tram line shaved on your fanny. I'm sure of it.

TalcAndTurnips · 14/09/2012 23:01

I'd like Jeff Goldblum to discuss Chaos Theory in the persona of Brundle in The Fly just after he has been through the pod and is all sweaty and doing gymnastics in the rafters.

That would be cool.

RaisinDEtre · 14/09/2012 23:01

tranche = a share of money, or a portion of stuff partic fud. A slice of ham in ferench is a tranche

SuePurblybilt · 14/09/2012 23:02

No, anyone who says BoB in ANY form without doing the Blackadder voice is a twat

Why would you want tram lines on your foof? For playing trains?

RaisinDEtre · 14/09/2012 23:02

french not ferench ffs

Valpollicella · 14/09/2012 23:02

LRD I think ( Hmm ) is means a whole load of shit (basically)

My fave Jeff Goldblum quote is:

Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.
Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man ? woman inherits the earth.
LRDtheFeministDragon · 14/09/2012 23:03

Thanks GetOrf/Raisin.

(I like the idea of 'ferench'.)

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 14/09/2012 23:03

Me too LRD! I read the title and instantly think CHAOS! Grin she did a thread under a NC a while back, asking people to guess who she was. I was too late to post, but I read the OP and got it instantly! Grin

LRDtheFeministDragon · 14/09/2012 23:05

Yeah, she's distinctive. I am shite at spotting NCs though. I don't like it when people do it, I end up asking where they've gone and being bewildered when some helpful sod I don't know from Adam turns up making hints and grinning madly.

shaky · 14/09/2012 23:12

Omg! I didnt mean to put chaos in a corner or anything!!!

I totally love chaos!

She is ultimate MN royalty, it was meant to be an honour! Honest

Total respect to chaos, I luffes her.

I started this thread, then went for a shower, came back and 60 messages! Panicked not read it yet, I apologise if I caused any offence...

I love chaos..

I'm going to read it all now < scared>

OP posts:
Valpollicella · 14/09/2012 23:13

Sue, i ALWAYS do the Bob in the appropriate Bob voice.

DS has learned to respnd to it as I have told him it is his middle name (well, not really but he does have Robert as a middle name Grin )

GetOrfAKAMrsUsainBolt · 14/09/2012 23:14

Oh poor you OP. Grin

I thought you were dissing (eh? what kind of word is that?) chaos and being a bit spiteful.

I take it all back and I am sorry for misconstruing and for casting nasturtiums.

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 14/09/2012 23:17

Chaos Code Red Officially Stepped Down!

RaisinDEtre · 14/09/2012 23:20

PHEEEE-EW

Valpollicella · 14/09/2012 23:20

Aw OP!

I thought I was going to have to kick your ass there!

Come bvack and lets have some Wine?

Cig? I run an occasional shed you know?

GetOrfAKAMrsUsainBolt · 14/09/2012 23:20
shaky · 14/09/2012 23:21

Oh shit, I really fucked up here didn't i?

It was totally meant as a compliment and in no way as an insult.

I often answer posts from Choas as I love the randomness and light heartedness.

Your own topic was meant to be an honour! Really, I love Choas and was in no way picking on her Thanks

OP posts:
MNhoneydragonHQ · 14/09/2012 23:22

Getorf. You made Shakey, shake with the fears. You're mean you are.

GetOrfAKAMrsUsainBolt · 14/09/2012 23:22

NO you didn't fuck up, I am very sorry if you're upset.

There have just been a fair few spiteful gits around here lately, just thought this might be another snippy post.

Chaos is just lovely and I think that's why people rushed to her defence.

RaisinDEtre · 14/09/2012 23:22

nah, 's no biggie shaky me ole mucker

it's all a misunderstanding, thassall, innit

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 14/09/2012 23:22

Nothing to see here. Move along...

TalcAndTurnips · 14/09/2012 23:23

I believe you, shaky Thanks

GetOrfAKAMrsUsainBolt · 14/09/2012 23:23

Not me.

Val was going to kick ass. Look!

She's like thingumy in that film with Nicholas Cage.

GetOrfAKAMrsUsainBolt · 14/09/2012 23:23
GetOrfAKAMrsUsainBolt · 14/09/2012 23:23

LOLS AT SELF re rum and raisin