Right - it seems you can no longer be contrary in AIBU. Can I suggest setting up MN Fight Club?

[Sportofino]

The only rule of Fight Club is that you don't talk about Fight Club.

Sporto it founds like you're offering some kind of menstrual service.

yes porto like a trial period.

I am grumpy because I have had a 'bad stomach' all day, no food in the house as I planned to go shopping, and DH is being grumpy with me as he has to cook

Come and 'ave a go if you fink yer 'ard enough.

I will wash my hands first, promise.

Yay for Mr ABF!

Oh I like the sound of a fight club.

But I never pick fights with anyone, or join in with ones already running. Can I be the harmless floor sweeper picking up tips from afar only to jump in at the last minute with my hidden Kung fu shit?

Myface

alright, what've I missed?

ABF that's awesome news. Nice one MrABF.

What the fuck happened in here?!?

This was supposed to be a fight club not a love in! You're all bastards!

Can we get the fuck back to talking about Brad and Edward please?

BUNFIGHT!!!!

I think Brad is a bit of an ugly bastard myself.

I'm not so impressed with ol Bradders. He dont do it for me.

I was disgusted to learn that my almost 16 year old niece fancies...

Wait for it...

TOM FUCKING CRUISE.

I didnt speak to her all day.

Brad is a minger

Poor Rebecca.

Tom Cruise!