Right - it seems you can no longer be contrary in AIBU. Can I suggest setting up MN Fight Club?

[Sportofino]

The only rule of Fight Club is that you don't talk about Fight Club.

I'm just a giant wuss, sporto.

I shall go sit in the corner with Brad Pitt. No, don't feel sorry for me, it's fine.

Dragon you could've had cake if the thread hadn't been deleted. Now I have no recipes. No recipe. No cake. Let's fight!
notreallyface

No cake?!

(See worrididthere? With the sadface? Yeah, I'm only amusing myself now, I know.)

cheese and burger omelette sounds boakworthy.

I can link to videos of random Russian women baking, if it helps:

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=v5sMf7lsRsY

It's not fucking Friday. Bastards.

(Will that do?)

LRD, I watched 20 secs of that and kept expecting a beefy bloke in dungarees to appear to "fix the boiler".

I can't be fighty. DH has informed me that after one day at his new job he has been given his boss' job.

'overthemoonface'

Sorry about that. But no. I agree that is what it looks like.

I am concerned I've now terrified everyone since it all went quiet after I posted it.

I only did it as it was open in my browser, I'm not some odd psychopath with a slavic cake fetish.

ABF - ooh, is that definite? Brilliant news! Congrats to him.

ABF - he got the job?? Fucking fantastic!

Wow ferretcongrats!

Dingeses to Mr Ferret.
It would have to be a 'no' to the burger Tough. Stand firm.

Now why would you ( I'd you were the auto correct person in my phone) correct converses to dinginess

Oh wow ABF - that is fab news.

Conferees ffs!

Greedy ingrate that I am the first thing I said was "will that mean more money then?"

But yes, he's on that 3 month thing, what do you call it? FFS I've been out of work less than 4 months and all work related words have flown from my mind...

NFC!!! Congtats

Tufty I love your phone.

I'm out on account of fuckwittedness

Trial period?