I demand an explanation, MNHQ

[LeB0F]

I am supposed to be getting a new roof put on this weekend, as this one has leaked for ten years and now has bloody pigeons living in it. The roofers should be here by now, and they are not. Probably because it's pissing down, and the forecast says it will continue to do so for approximately the next twelve years.

I know it's your fault. Everything else is.

Do something, or I'm off to netmums.

They're probably forrin too...

LeBOF it's because you FF the pigeons instead of BF
BF pigeons don't have these behavioural issues
You can correct this with Greggs and froot shoots

My pigeons wear Boden and eat organic food. We're happy to have them.

A truly naice area would have resident peregrine falcon meaning few bloody pigeons only bits of bone in peregrine poo.

LeBof, I can't believe you haven't knit your own roof. What's wrong with you woman?!

Slattern.

troll

We have a hideous neighbour roof, which periodically throws roof tiles at us.

Our pigeons nested next to the bathroom.

Fucking voyeur pervy pigeons.

maryz

Can you not glue the pigeons together to form one large pigeon and then wedge it into the hole?

Everyone needs the Dustbin?, Maryz.

Oh, honestly. I wish I had such easy problems.

Is this all you have to worry about?

I not only don't have a roof, I don't have walls or floors either.

Some people.

FFS

Of course it isn't ALL I have to worry about, Tee. The scaffolders have managed to knock my security light so that it angles right at my back neighbour.

Oh now you tell us! Why didn't you put that in your OP?

What else have you left out?

[suspicious]

Security light.

Back neighbour.

This sounds familiar...

What have you all got against pigeons? pigeons are people too....

Oh well, you know what I mean

I swear, Zombie, we had this exact thread just last week.

Is the moon full?

Maryz, you want shooting for puting that second picture up. My buttocks are clenched and I saw it two minutes ago
If MNHQ are in the business of stopping rain, can they ask tech to have a look at my area? DD is doing walking day tomorrow. What fun. A mile in the rain.

I'm walking in the rain but the sun's out. Where's my rainbow, MNHQ?

LeBof, my DF had a peregrine falcon in his garden the other day. If he sees it again I'll tell him to send it over.

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=spelling+house+sold&hl=en&client=safari&sa=X&rls=en&biw=1280&bih=554&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=m40JWglVQ1HZ0M:&imgrefurl=rumorfix.com/2011/07/the-house-tori-spelling-grew-up-in-just%25C2%25A0sold/&docid=ovjMZt2MZcfX1M&imgurl=c684645.r45.cf2.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/spellinghomesold1.jpg&w=658&h=432&ei=Y27kT_XWJoXi8AP3g9HcCg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=685&vpy=201&dur=662&hovh=182&hovw=277&tx=166&ty=76&sig=103757126957625861623&page=2&tbnh=161&tbnw=214&start=21&ndsp=15&ved=1t:429,r:13,s:21,i:181" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">which part of your roof is leaking?

It's a tax avoidance measure, surely. Double

Well if I knew tech could fix weather I would ask him to have told school not to cancel sports day today as I have booked day off work - instead weather is fine if a bit windy
Now they have rearranged it for Monday when neither Snaplegs or I can go
So tech can you fix that along with the roof an the pigeons?

Have you tried spraying the pigeons with fence paint? That might get rid of the buggers.

I think LeBof should go to NetHuns, if she was a real Mnetter she would have woven a Lentil roof, and used the pigeons to feed her little darling brood whom of course eat whatever is put in front of them, and by not paying a roofer it only cost 17 pence to do the roof.

LeBof is simply not trying hard enough.