MNHQ we clearly must have a [kitten]

[DameHermione]

Please? So many uses.

To illustrate the very many kitten threads.

To diffuse tension when bunfighting

Because they're nice.

and

BigHairyFlowers - a few years ago ds1 bet £50 dh that he (ds1) will have owned a goat for at least a year by the time he is 40. He is a strange child.

I would like either a kitten emoticon or a puppy one (or preferably both, when it won't cause Tech to have a nervous breakdown and lock himself in the potting shed again). But it should be a brown lab puppy - they are clearly the cutest puppies in the world. I rest my
case.

There are few ambitions in life dearer than the desire to own a [goat]

Ahem, some of us have non-kitten-related work to do, you know...

HelenMN this kitten doesn't want you to do non kitten-related work though.

Yes yes yes to the kitten bouquet - so many uses.

[kitten]

Now, what are these new sparkly things.

I suggested they were secretly creating sparkles on a previous thread, it was denied.

I want yellow ones please

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15 months two weeks and three days since my cat was pts

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(>'.'

I want tickers
Big ones

Thisweek that is ACE!!!

ickle fluffy kitten emoticon awwww

Oh I properly rofled at that, Exit

Jenai.

My cat just went loopy when I put her in front of the first kitten link.

Incidentally.

SIOB [kitten] [kitten] [kitten]

No animal emoticons before the Olimpics. How would a kitten look with the torch sat atop their little head? Ablaze, that's how.

The biscuit is going to look wierd enough when the games start.

It could have a kitten sized flag to wave

／l、
ﾞ（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
　l、ﾞ ~ヽ
　じしf_, )ノ

[kitten]

[fail]

[bollocks]

That would be more humane Dame Hermione. To the kitten, not to Tech.

Are you having fun there Puffin?

No

I'd like some cute kittens to juggle with !

And you all get some freshly squeezed orange juice

I don't think it really is 15 months two weeks and three days since Exit's cat was pts.

Is it? [bugger]

10 months 3 weeks and 4 days since my cat last crapped on all the cables behind the TV