MNHQ we clearly must have a [kitten]

[DameHermione]

Please? So many uses.

To illustrate the very many kitten threads.

To diffuse tension when bunfighting

Because they're nice.

and

And may i offer the services of Rupert Kitten-Black as model for said [kitten]

Er, no.

Helen could you do a mnhq poll? And go with the majority? Rather than this somewhat dubious dictatorial thing you have going this evening.

And we aren't allowed to get excited about puppies in the same way.

Pleeeeeeeeease [kitten]

Oh Helen, I you used to be my favorite..

please can we have a kitten emoticon?

@DameHermione

Helen could you do a mnhq poll? And go with the majority? Rather than this somewhat dubious dictatorial thing you have going this evening.

Aw, was quite like my dictatorial mode...

Yes please, a kitten emoticon is essential. Everyone on MN except me has a kitten/pregnant cat just turn up on their doorstep.

But seriously - and all pet-predilections aside - we are having a bit of a moratorium on new emoticons for the moment.

Tech is having enough trouble keeping the site from falling over as it is. Think he might self-combust if we added anything else to his workload...

It's only a teeny tiny kitten emoticon. He could do it dead quick before kitten season is over.

Could we not have Jubilee or Olympic ones though? Just kittens ta.

Hmmmmm. I don't believe you HelenTheKittenHater.

Whst if we trade in the stupid biscuit or the bear or the wink? A [kitten] would be so much more useful.

ah but how can you ignore the lovelyness of this

If Tech stopped skipping off the pub all the time he might get through his workload a bit more quickly.

Just saying.

Also v lovely

@DameHermione

Hmmmmm. I don't believe you HelenTheKittenHater.

Whst if we trade in the stupid biscuit or the bear or the wink? A [kitten] would be so much more useful.

ha!

It's HelenTheDogPreferer, actually

Are we allowed to know why the site is nearly falling over
-besides tech vanishing off to the pub?

Get rid of the stupid pom bear if you need to get rid of any emoticons

If we get a kitten we need a puppy - specifically a french bulldog puppy ( see profile for example of gorgeousness!) please and thankyou!

Another one with a request for kittens.

But please don't kill the pom bear :(

Brief version: we have lots of sparkly new things and need to do some work to make sure our servers can keep on supporting all the new sparkling well and properly.

Can ask Tech to come along and talking about "clustering" and other geeky stuff, if you like?

I was hoping once we had the [kitten] i could then start campigning for a [dachshund]

Sorry: forgot to quote

That was to fridakahlo

Sparkly things? you mean like tickers

[frenchbulldog] stamps foot

Can I book Tech for later? Only I'm having a bit of trouble sleeping at the moment. About 2.00am would be perfect.