MNHQ there's a weird person posting lots

[hathorinareddress]

on ADHD threads.

They've posted a mazillion gazillion times this afternoon.

Can you please do something?

Horse dicks are IMPRESSIVE

You can tippex them though.

Snails, not horse dicks - thought I'd better clarify there.

So - bullocks (as in boy cows) - do they have their knackers cut off then? And bulls still have their bollocks? But not bullocks?

Fuck this farming shizzle is confusing.

TBF, I also haven't given any thought to horse knobs. I'm not entirely sure that I ever will either.

DD1 is sitting next to me and declares that 'you are all a bunch of fucking freaks Mum'

She is probably right.

I am not really rural. I was coastal. So I know about fishing, barnacles and seaweed. Nowt about livestock.

Yes. Bullocks have no bollocks but a bull has balls.

Fucking hell are you letting your dd read this filth?

I always shoo dd away from when she tries to read over my shoulder.

She is convinced that we all talk about Oftsed results and recipes for lamb casseroles.

What does a red dot mean?

Am I going for 20% off in the House of Fraswer sale?

My DD doesn't know what I do on here.

She does launch herself at me and demand to watch Woolly and Tig though.

Isn't that blue cross?

It could mean that. Or it could mean that someone has catted you, you cunt.

She's 18, and wondering why I am snorting. She is fully aware that we do NOT discuss Ofsted and recipes. She has seen me in tears of laughter on too many occasions to accept that. She also thinks I am a sad fucker. But I am her mother and I don't care.

DD3 on the other hand refers to this as 'your laughing stuff'. She is 3. She knows her place.

at catted you, you cunt.

I HAVE TOLD YOU BEFORE that my inbox is BROKE and the red dot always flashes even if the inbox is empty.

I have told MN of my predicament, but they don't fucking care about me.

My DCs aren't old enough to think I'm a sad fucker, but DS is just becoming the right age to embarass.

The words "Muuuuuuum stop singing! People can HEAR YOU" are music, sweet music to my ears.

DD (5) thinks I am working . I rarely MN when she's about anyway but sometimes she NEEDS me to watch the Scooby Doo movie again with her and I have to do something. So I read or MN and remember to laugh and oooo in the right places.
She wrote in her diary 'mummy is working hard'. I was not.

*embarrass

my dd thinks I am a sad fucker as well. Bless her. She may have a poijnt.