MNHQ there's a weird person posting lots

[hathorinareddress]

on ADHD threads.

They've posted a mazillion gazillion times this afternoon.

Can you please do something?

Wtf re buzzing?

Did you go to the Quince Honey Farm in S'Molton, Sue?

I am feeling the Noo Yawk love, yes.
I could yet go West Country....

Oooh. How'd you get one of those then?

I'm so pleased with myself that for once I actually know what people are talking about, I never know what people are talking about

I see. Hmm, that could be applicable to many then

I think you have to collect coupons of the top of a box of Knob Flakes and send them off with a postal order for £1. They then send one to you.

Well thats how I think it works Frank.

Knob flakes!

I clearly eat a LOT of knob flakes.

When I was a teenager I worked at a riding stable. We used to have to clean the sheaths of the geldings (boy hosses) and that often involved picking off knob flakes.
Why they thought this was an appropriate job for pony mad virgins, I am not sure. Maybe I'm scarred?

Maryz, you know it makes sense. serves you right

Righto Baby, I shall send off for my very own one then.

I always miss everything. I'm here now, but not entirely sure what is going on.

But I quite fancy the sound of an Anti-Sock.

You had to clean HORSE DICKS?

I thought geldings didn't have dicks. Stallions did.

Why did they make you fiddle with horse willies? Is that normal?

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But that will never go on my nn, as you'll all accuse me of being a tutter.
And I know wot your'e all talking about.
And yes, your'e all probably right.
Damn clever for a troll though, until recently I got fooled.
And Nobody Ever Fools Me.

I am very glad, Sue, that I didn't get the whole pony thing as a yoof thing. That tale alone has confirmed everything for me.

I do love threads like this on MN.

A few posts in, someone randomly throws out the phrase knob flakes, and then we are all talking about horse genitalia.

Geldings have dicks, you eejit . How they let you in the country I will never know How do you think they pee? Through a watering rose?
They have their balls cut, not their willies.

We were too poor for ponies.

We used to nick ducks from the park, and collect slow worms.

I also had a box of snails, and I painted their shells with nail varnish (which killed 'em).

I remember the first time I saw a horse dick.

No lie.

It was a dray horse outside a pub where I was sat with a bottle of coke and a packet of salt and vinegar crisps.

OH. So they are horse eunuchs then?

I have never given any consideration to horse willies before.

Yeah. You can't paint snails.

How long before that becomes a movie? With Kate Winslet in?

Getorf. You may have a red dot.