MNHQ there's a weird person posting lots

[hathorinareddress]

on ADHD threads.

They've posted a mazillion gazillion times this afternoon.

Can you please do something?

I just had a post deleted on Relationships
No one ever deletes me, ever.
Like,ever.

I was introduced to DH by the then-girlfriend of my first serious boyfriend just after she helped me leave my then-boyfriend who was the ex of the girl who'd be flirting with her at school. I shagged his housemate three days after his (open) wedding, propositioned his other housemate, and then chatted up DH.

Do I win?

What's an open wedding?

I love it when a thread moves on quickly and leaves me looking like a total wanker. Though in the context, perhaps I should have seen that coming.

That's more or less what the sex with his housemate was like, beer.

sue - well, open marriage, You know - being a total dick but pretending it's very smart and sexy.

Aha. My ex thought he had one of those, but forgot to tell me.

Sorry, I don't want to kill the thread with off-message .... I can be a prude too and talk about horse's bollocks instead ...

sue - that's shite, sorry.

This guy genuinely was in an open marriage, he was just a bit of a tosser with it. I suspect he'd love most of the threads around right now.

Nah, I'm kidding. Well, I'm not - but I'm not sad or anything

Yes, let's get back to Genitals of the Farmyard. I don't feel we fully explored that. MN needs more grubby sex talk atm

Pigs = corkscrew willies. Trufax.

Oh I didn't bother with the duck thing. Passed me by, baby. Was it tiresome?

Duck thing? Is that the same as Wolefs?

That was ducks wasn't it Sue?

Oops, cross-posted.

Trying to catch up.

My knowledge of the hairy-handed bridge-dwellers has reduced considerably since I hid relationships. I only see them when they are in most active (or in aibu of course).

Do you know I am currently sat in 2" of water and 20" of bubbles. I have no fucking idea how my children have achieved this monstrosity

No I genuinely was nowt to do with the duck thing. And pigs do, you know.
Hiding relationships seems to be the way forward.

What did you say on that interesting thread, LBE? It must have been deleted quite quickly .

I dont go into Relationships or Feminism.

I'm scared of Feminism . Because anytime I post there, no matter what I post or what the title of the thread is, or what anyone is saying about anything, in the end someone gets called a rape apologist and I get cross.

And Relationships are so far outside my sphere of experience (I know I'm lucky) that I'm getting scared of them too.