Tickers et al

[lesley33]

MNHQ - - could we have tickers and sparkles here...just like NM?

Now I KNOW MN is different, so the tickers and sparkles could have different options to the one over there. For example:

3 days 2 hours and 32 minutes since my last shag

Or 5 days and 6 hours until DP gives me cunnilingus (DP doesn't know it yet)

And counters like:
Maryz has said fuck 2,345,999 times since joining this site in 1997
or Honeydragon has painted 1 toddler blue.

So please, please could we have this option, at least for 1 day?
Maybe April the 1st?

Thank you

Anyone else suspicious of Rebecca's use of Tickers.

You are not secretly posting on The Other Side, are you?

It has been 4 hours since I last troll hunted

Wash your mouth out!

It has been 0 seconds since I told MmeLindor to Wash her mouth out
It has been 7 hours and 44 minutes since I said no to lesley33

Nah, you've all got it wrong, I like babyheave's the best, - something like .....

1. 6 seconds since any kind of flying fuckage was given

Or something like that

Can I have a little hand, middle finger raised doodling along a ticker, please?

1 day since I told someone to fuck off

27 years, 4 months and 20 days since a fuck was sincerely given

0.00001 seconds since I told my dyslexia to take a flying fump. I mean jump.

Has that's brill frothydragon

* 2 hours 5 seconds since I called a NetHun a twunt* **

ha not has

Fucks Babyheave Could Not Have Given Today

Flying: 12
Single grams of: 8
Ranting Cunting: 1

Oh God can you imagine? The pressure to be witty for just one day. It would make my head explode.

I am 100% opposed to this idea, sorry OP.

I'll lend you both some of my lack of fuck if you want .

please and thanks :)

I have enough lack of fuck to share with the entire MN population.

Oooh thank you, in return you can have some of my maltesers.

Some of your maltesers? Only some? Fuck you then.

Ta for hand pat

Count yourself lucky, some is more than a few!

I feel ive been more than generous.

Arse.

Arse? Perhaps I do, after all, give a fuck. Only where chocolate is concerned though...

STOP TALKING ABOUT CHOCOLATE!

Please.

No.

2 seconds since I put the last m & m in my mouth

0.5 seconds since I realised I forgot ice cream again

3 hours since I told the washing machine to stop being an arsewipe

No

4 days 6 hours and 11 mins since I added an L to my name

It's not really Olivia I'm guessing

Leroy
I was channelling Samuel L Jackson -
I forget why but I rather like it.