Tickers et al

[lesley33]

MNHQ - - could we have tickers and sparkles here...just like NM?

Now I KNOW MN is different, so the tickers and sparkles could have different options to the one over there. For example:

3 days 2 hours and 32 minutes since my last shag

Or 5 days and 6 hours until DP gives me cunnilingus (DP doesn't know it yet)

And counters like:
Maryz has said fuck 2,345,999 times since joining this site in 1997
or Honeydragon has painted 1 toddler blue.

So please, please could we have this option, at least for 1 day?
Maybe April the 1st?

Thank you

SHAZZAM!

I'm getting more Dangermouse myself.

NO

It has been 0 seconds since I said no to lesley33

Pinot, I keep thinking of instead of POW

What would actually be quite funny, just for one day (or perhaps on profiles or something?) is if the tickers could somehow actually scan all of a poster's MN posts and collate the actual number of times a certain word was used in a post, or "This poster has namechanged 17 times" or "Logged in for 60% of the last 24 hours"

Would get boring after 5 seconds, though.

Well Rebecca I do have the gingery locka a lá Carol Decker (and I can sing out of tune like her too).

Beer - c'est <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=mindset.yoursabbatical.com/files/2009/04/fat-wonder-woman.jpg%3Ffile%3D2009/04/fat-wonder-woman.jpg&imgrefurl=zfoduayesafbos.offtop.ce.ms/fat-wonder-woman-costume.php&h=488&w=300&sz=20&tbnid=fYmWysdhzsDj4M:&tbnh=83&tbnw=51&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dfat%2Bwonderwoman%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=fat+wonderwoman&docid=F4BCOEpDbc5zNM&sa=X&ei=6uRpT9rCGcfH0QXPzeiNCQ&ved=0CDcQ9QEwAg&dur=532" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">moi

Rebecca - I just wanted it for 1 day?

T'Pau - they were awful!

I did! I did!

I like this.

ONLY for one day. And can Tech write a programme that generates our tickers.

34 days since MmeLindor was last deleted

12 minutes since MmeLindor said "Fuck"

5 hours since MmeLindor's last failed link

It's been ten seconds since I thought about telling someone to fuck off.

That sort of thing?

I'd blow MN up with my tickers alone tbh.

Yes Frank and only for 1 day - say 1st of April. We can have fun with it and then go back to normal and say thank fuck the site doesn't normally look like that.

This reminds me of that ad, what was it for? The child was repeating over and over "mum, can we get a rabbit, mum, can we get a rabbitt, mum, can we get a rabbit, mum, can we get a rabbitt...."

punctuated with mum repeating "No"

then the child starts again "please mum, can we get a rabbit....

Rebecca can we have it just for 1 day...please
Rebecca can we have it just for 1 day...please
Rebecca can we have it just for 1 day...please
Rebecca can we have it just for 1 day...please
Rebecca can we have it just for 1 day...please

makes me think to the question : Which part of no do you not understand?

how about for one day you go to netmums and use their tickers?

And from a slightly more serious perspective, one of the reasons I joined mn is because of the lack of pure graphical content.

The more graphics, sparkles, moving bits of text etc a site has, the less accessible it is with a screenreader.

Wannabe
We can't go to Netmums, they would ban us within minutes for saying "fuck".

See your point about the screenreader though.

But Lesley doesnt want sparkles, just the ticker bit with our own spice added like;
Barebums has flashed 147 times today

Ahum.

For those who are interested.

The tickers on NM bypass the swear filter.

Just sayin.

And you know this how young lady? Tsk.

chaos - Do they!! Sounds like we could have fun there. Might have to register then. Thanks for that.

@lesley33

chaos - Do they!! Sounds like we could have fun there. Might have to register then. Thanks for that.

let's keep it civil now

It has been 6 hours and 29 minutes since I said no to lesley33

Yes I think we should all get up and leave, join NMs to play with the tickers!