We are either in the middle of a "raid" or about to be...

[ShirleyO]

invasion

As charming as these no doubt handsome men are, I think we should probably be keeping our eyes peeled.

Apparently we deprive our other halves of damp dicks.
My DP hasn't got a dick. Does that mean I'm not a real MNer?

Why do they want to fight?

Is this one o' them thar Freudian whatsits, where small boys' repressed sexual feelings for their mothers manifest later in violence towards ladies of a certain type?

OR.

Someone's not getting enough at home...

Damp dicks!? Yuck makes me think of mushrooms.

I would imagine the majority of them are single if not virgins. Poor little LostBoy who can't afford his own internet and has to use his mam's also has to weigh himself round at his mam's as he doesn't own any scales. Like I said - single.

well empress luv, you obvioulsy ent ever 'ad a real bloke. Glenda'll do it for yer.

I feel quite sorry for them. Do you think we should send them some care packages?

You know.

a week's supply of pot noodles, a few copies of the beano and some tubes of savlon to coat the friction burns on the palms of their hands

I would rather send them fresh vegetables and some improving books.

Sounds like I'd need four legs and a tail to get Glenda!

I hope they don't kiss their mothers with those mouths.

Maybe we should be threatening to tell their mothers.

I can't help but thing that if a member , whose name begins with a T, has a girlfriend she would be inflatable.

Bored now......

MNfrigidbint
Confess, who is it?
Anyway, typical boasty boys, all talk.
Bless their cotton socks.

Oi LBE, I'll thank to to capitalise me properly

Ohhh are the boards going to smell of Tesco-own version of Lynx and nob-cheese?

Tsk.

Ive just read the thread in the OP, and feel a bit sick. and I was on the cuntworms thread!

What a bunch of poltroons. It actually worries me that there are people walking around unsupervised with such hatred in them. Some really damaged attitudes there!

Do you think GlendatheDogShagger's poor OH might be a MNetter. Maybe we could have a whip round for the hitman escape plan....

They will wait until Friday evening when their mums girlfriends are off out getting twatted on Bacardi Breezers.

They'll be allowed to get their wank mittens out then.

It's got pretty ugly hasn't it?
No longer funny, what vile ignorant people.

Confused now, who are these people?

They're getting awfully excited about a "raid" that would basically indicate their level of intelligence is in very small figures. Oh dearie.

fucking hell!

just....

fucking hell!

Can anyone who has taken the time and effort to register please reply to that thread with:

You agree not to post any abusive, obscene, vulgar, slanderous, hateful, threatening, sexually-orientated or any other material that may violate any laws be it of your country, the country where ?BTTOS? is hosted or International Law. Doing so may lead to you being immediately and permanently banned, with notification of your Internet Service Provider if deemed required by us

I would but I can't at the moment.

Taken from their registration statement.

Remind them that hate crime does include disablist comments.

And by the way, if any of you sad excuses for men are reading this:

Really? Get your kicks out of wishing rape on a woman?

Nice. How would you feel if it was your mother, sister, grandmother, daughter or aunt?

Well they're certainly not as intelligent, funny or as engaging as the piston headers were. Its very sad that people can be so nasty, thick and generally angry for no reason. They're coming across like the sort of people who will never have a job, never have a normal, intelligent girlfriend, get into trouble with the police and either end up in prison or have a lonely, sad, smelly life. What total losers.

viva, loving your work over there. how soiled do you feel though?

they really are truly awful.