We are either in the middle of a "raid" or about to be...

[ShirleyO]

invasion

As charming as these no doubt handsome men are, I think we should probably be keeping our eyes peeled.

do we have frigid fridays now? what happened to bumsex?

I cannot reveal my ways.

But no, I'm not a member of that particular forum. I have far too much vagina.

Oh no, I've got to go out soon, I hope there's still some sport left by the time I get back

Isn't fap sperm?

Not sure I want to see the inside of someone's GoreFap folder, thanks all the same.

That might explain a few deleted threads recently actually....

Oooh they have ishoos.

No wonder they have to fap.

Marking place for when I'm not on the twatphone (I love a good invasion, me)

Marking place for when I'm not on the twatphone (I love a good invasion, me)

Having just read their thread, they sound like charming young men who all live with their mothers.
Bless.

Oh well.

It's rather sweet that they think they have the power to 'destroy' anything.

Ooh, we can destroy mumsnet.

Well, no dear. You can start a few crappy threads or be very rude, but eventually you'll go away and be promptly forgotten about forever.

Bless em.

I have been reading threads for the past few days thinking WTAF? is going on...

I have to go and do RL 'stuff' I have a cold and my tolerance level for bullshit is not to be tested!

Fap is the sound made when men with tiny penii attempt to locate them with their neanderthal-knuckled mitts.

They really do have anger issues, don't they? Not difficult to surmise the reason for this.

I do wonder though, if any of these boys think that perhaps, just perhaps, among the women that they are insulting so graphically - are their own mothers/sisters/aunts/grandmas...

I mean, you never know. That "old trout" or "frigid bint" they are trying to upset could be their mum.

Shirley leave them be. It's not their fault they're genitally and intellectually challenged. They were born that way ffs. I think we should all try to welcome them nicely. So on the count of three if we could all just slither down the food chain slightly and practise a warm and welcoming grunt and scratch...

Should they start their invasion can someone let me know please, I'm bored .

I'm sorry, SOH, I can't. I just don't think I can get my IQ down that low.

Excellent, are we setting up a counter raiding party?

I laughed most at the excited little squeak of "maybe they'll invade us in return!!" haha!

aw, it is literally like watching teeny little hobbits.

NO VIVA!

You're trying to think yourself into it. It's the thinking Hec (is it wrong btw that I still call you 'tuppence' in my head?) that's letting you down. Don't imagine the monkey, be the monkey.

PistonHeads invasion was funny and at least PH's seemed vaguely intelligent and amusing. Not sure this one will be as much fun. They all sound quite thick and boring.

Spoilsport.

We're not?

Damnit.

S'not fair.