Quick! Come and vote for your favourite Christmas namechange

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OK, after a frantic few minutes of unseemly arguing hours of deliberation at MNHQ, here is the shortlist of contenders for the title of Mumsnet's Best Christmas Namechange 2011.

The shortlist is final and the shortlist judges can't be swayed, even by chocolate so no argy bargy please

Please come and vote for the namechange you think is the funniest/smartest.

The poll closes at midnight on December 23rd. And a small but perfectly formed prize is being rustled up for the winner.

What about a dachshund? I'd like one of those. a brown one please.

Carol - the choccies will be brown. Satisfy yourself with those.

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.sandcreekpets.com/Vinny_pic_1.jpg&imgrefurl=www.sandcreekpets.com/dachshundphotogallery.html&h=600&w=592&sz=35&tbnid=Lj5EADOHb603FM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=89&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dchocolate%2Bdachshund%2Bpuppy%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=chocolate+dachshund+puppy&docid=dkIZxGm3c4N0sM&sa=X&ei=1wz2TqOmNsWX8gPPzvzVAQ&ved=0CDkQ9QEwAA&dur=108" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">like this one please.