Quick! Come and vote for your favourite Christmas namechange

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OK, after a frantic few minutes of unseemly arguing hours of deliberation at MNHQ, here is the shortlist of contenders for the title of Mumsnet's Best Christmas Namechange 2011.

The shortlist is final and the shortlist judges can't be swayed, even by chocolate so no argy bargy please

Please come and vote for the namechange you think is the funniest/smartest.

The poll closes at midnight on December 23rd. And a small but perfectly formed prize is being rustled up for the winner.

Well i voted for deep pan cos i am going to pizza hut on xmas day (live away tis crap). Tis veryclose between her and carol at the moment.
But i wouldve voted for jeviens cos i am cultured and all that innit.
Or for newbie natalie aka 999helpmypuddingsonfire but she didn't put herself forward.

Good luck pan/carol.

Well, I voted for Team - gotta keep the TwiSlut unity! Also, I like names where I can still tell what the poster's real name is because I am thick

mybrain - thank you for your vote, but her is a him.

Voted for DeePan as in awe of working name in twice - very nice.

Pan is a man Can i have my vote back.......

Only joking

Which is worse - not getting on the shortlist, or getting on the shortlist and coming last? It's a toughie.

Ah bless. Will get my other half to log in and give you one (a pity vote that is!)

Sorry pan not that you are a man but that I just assumed you were a lass.
Bad (fuckyou) Santa.

Lidl Donkey whose name i have just seen elsewhere but not here. That is superb. x

I liked AChristmouseTail and WhatIsMincePi. Neither of them were shortlisted. WhatIsMincePi is fucking genius.

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I came on here to vote for SantasStrapon. She'll surely win, I thought. She's not even on the bloody list!!!!!

Blimey! I'm thrilled to be on the shortlist, thank you MNHQ
Voted for OneHandWrapping though

WTF? SantasStrapon is clearly a winner this year. Not even on the list???

Am not voting in protest.

Ahem. I think it is a truly fine list of names. A bit that SantasStrapon isn't on there so I voted for myself and HURRAH!

I didn't see FAQuennelleitsnearlychristmas, Carol. So I voted for myself too.

I would just like to point out that the person/s responsible for not putting my name onto the short list, are now on the naughty list.

I suppose it serves me right for offering bribes.

That'll learn me.

crumbs it IS close! last time I looked Carol was off in the distance.

a moment of almost winning glory and i missed it. damn.

Thwarted, again. This had better be like pass the parcel MNHQ - we'd better all get to win eventually =, if we stick around long enough.

how can mine be so far behind :( FWIW I think OneHandFlapping is a fantastic pun in the first place, and then turns extremely well into a festive pun. And now I'd better go and get on with my wrapping.

OK I have cast my vote.

Oh, difficult as there are so many that I like.

Would not like to have to choose from the longlist to get it to the shortlist cause there were some fab names this year and there are always people who whinge about not being picked

Babyheave should've been there too. Hers were another nc that made me .

voted - love OneHandWrapping - would have voted for nickelbabe's if had been shortlisted though as made me laugh loudly in a nostalgic way