Please lovely MNHQ people can I have my name back?

[iMemoo]

I used to be 'Memoo' but a few months ago I flounced
because, frankly, I am a big mard arse.

When I rejoined just a few minutes later I wasn't able to have the name 'Memoo' and I miss it, being 'iMemoo' just isn't the same. I feel empty and hollow. Like my whole identity has been striped from me and now I just wander aimlessly around the boards, lonely as a cloud.

So please my most loveliest, kindest, forgiving and compassionate Mumsnet people can I have my name back?

I promised to grow up and never flounce again. And if I do I will don a really awful name as punishment. Something like MrsSmellyFartyKnickersWithTheFaceLikeTheBackEndOfTheNumber7Bus

I have drunk wine so am not afraid to beg or tell you that I really really love you all so much and will love you a squillion times more if you let me have my name back.

I have layed myself bare now

I am here, on my knees

Begging you to please find it in your heart to grant me my one wish.

And I promise if you do I will be a good mumsnetter forever after.

And I'll send you cake

happy happy happy >>

how did you e-mail the cake? and will you e-mail me some?

Of course I'll email you some cake when I figured out how to do it

Would you get annoyed now if we all just continued calling you iMemoo? Just kidding :)

I want to know how to transfer cake via email.

ANd wine.

Yes rolling I would!!

Im working on it Trillian

YAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYYA!!

Fab you loon!!

Hurrah! Well done MNHQ!

Woooo!

Nice begging

Well done iMemoo

can't believe someone has realised

I know how you feel. I used to be scotchbroth1 but that went down with no real explanations (answers on a postcard please). If you search that name and find anything offensive I wrote under that name please point it out.

But I'm back.

Not for long, it would appear, scotchbroth2! Although maybe you'll just get a warning this time.

Scothbroth, get orf my thread

Bumping this for MNHQ

Hi there
All done now I hope
M Towers