POO & WEE topic please

[Hullygully]

Isn't it time that a Poo and Wee section was introduced?

Lately we have had poos at Victoria Station, poos in socks, how good it feels to have a big poo, throwing wee at one's husband.

The time has come to give those that get off on poo/ find it amusing their own space so the rest of us can be spared it.

Hully - I wee on my compost heap and I've seen a documentary on German sanitation ( C4 I think it was on) I can assure you I'm really boring in the bedroom

you need shirl's granny lover to give you a whirl.

Hmmm. I'm going to wait until the last vestige of this Hangoverama has departed and then I will decide.

Have to go back a page and at turd party insurance. Wordwork..

I'm amazed more people aren't signing up.

Obviously lack the refinement and sensitivity of this select band

Clarification: (just for RachelMN as obv she is following this thread closely)

Was a joke about dog poo sub topic, but not a joke about Great Outdoors topic.
Walking sandals are just the tip of the outdoors iceberg. Gaiters, circular pub walks in Cumbria, Twitching (birds), how to use a style, all of that sort of stuff, and NOWHERE to put it on mn.

Nowhere

Sorry for hijack Hully.

Will stop now.

I agree with Slubber.

And all hijacks welcome.

I said I'm boring not desperate

The trouble is that those of us with a strong sense of dignity and decorum will see p* and w* in the title and will be gripped with an attack of the vapours.
I have used two or three pomander already just to get through posting thus far.

It is self defeating . Those of us who shudder from no2 related chit chat won't click to join the campaign.

I don't know what we can do

What is the plural of pomander?

Pomender

Ah. I was right.
Phew.

Piss. No I wasn't.
Oh shit I said piss.

Somebody wanted to wee on their DH in revenge? WTF did I miss?

It's a crap idea for a topic

HAHAHAHA

I'm good

Wobby - someone threw piss at their DH in revenge for drunken weeing. It was horrific. You see why Hully wants these threads corralled safely away.

cat :o

I hereby sign up. While we're at it, can I move my SIL to this topic so that she no longer gives me updates on my DB's bowel movements? Ta

New request - what happened to the stalker thread in AIBU, where we were invaded by some rather rude individuals from a private forum. I feel like I'm being punished for not MNing on the weekend.

I had to leave just after I ran through with some love batons. I want to know if they worked.

There did seem to be a MNer who was involved somehow, or how as incredibly in the know.

Gwan MNHQ, you know you want to tell us. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease? Or I'll head back to the rather dull but very pink and tickery other forum I've been frequenting as of late.

Bumping this - please can we have the darn topic now hq? Then all the 12 year olds can go an amuse themselves quietly without tarnishing the rest of the site.