Please could we have a "Pom bear, anyone?" smiley?

[StealthPolarBear]

It would be used on awkward or angry threads in an attempt to diffuse the situation.

I'll walk over to the Ayes. Pom bears for all. But please let there be a thread explaining how they should be used.Or I'll end up pomming someone when I shouldn't.

Aww, a Pom Bear with a santa hat, how cute would that be?.

And of course necessary to MN for diverting tendencies.

MN, we need this, it's clear.

Please do help yourself top a scotch egg

pom bear pom bear pom bear!!!

im wiht mumbles
mumsnet is a miserable cutting place and i intend to keep it that way

What do we want? PomBears!
When do we want them? Now!

Well you aren't having any of my scotch eggs you miserable fuckers.
Hmmph.

Oh yes please ....

and what about a [cuckoo clock] emoticon as a response to those comments we wish to ignore? oh yes please!

Yes, yes popcorn is for settling in to watch a good bun fight but what a tasty refreshing change it would be to offer something different

See, a multi functional pom bear.

Now we definitely need one.

That's a vote for the emoticon by the way...

PomBears and cuckoo clocks please MN!!!

Go PomBears!!! Just for the smile value!

it wasnt even a very funny thread
weird people have a dinner party
whoo hoo

Bog off to you too

We need a Pom bear emote.

I wish I had some actually, they make a really good sarnie with inch thick butter on tiger bread.
I've no tiger bread either.

Shammalamma has clearly had a sense of humour bypass.

I'm desperate for this [pombear] now

I concur - Pom Bear emoticon needed!!!

MUAAAHAHAHHAHAA

I will rule you all

Damn! wanted Rapunzel Rapunzel but too many letters to have it twice.

Nay, I am the ULTIMATE POM BEAR!!! :-D

Pom Bear fights - the next MN trend?!

[applauds Rapunzel]

But are you plain or cheese and onion flavoured Pom Bears?

I favour cheese and onion and would say they rule the plains.

What about a fight between the flavours?
Who would win?

But we do need to establish correct use of [pombear emoticon]. As I see it there are three options:

1. 'Pom Bear anyone?' To diffuse ugly bunfights or fill awkward silences, in the manner of 'more tea vicar?'

1. To infer bonkers-ness in reference to particular postings, in the style of but specifically to imply 'you are clearly bonkers'

1. To support / give visual reference to

Not sure who the winning flavour would be, but surely the winner would be the last one standing when the cuckoo clock chimes?!