Please could we have a "Pom bear, anyone?" smiley?

[StealthPolarBear]

It would be used on awkward or angry threads in an attempt to diffuse the situation.

[SuePurblybilt]

I'll walk over to the Ayes. Pom bears for all. But please let there be a thread explaining how they should be used.Or I'll end up pomming someone when I shouldn't.

[PyramidofScotcheggs]

Aww, a Pom Bear with a santa hat, how cute would that be?.

And of course necessary to MN for diverting tendencies.

MN, we need this, it's clear.

Please do help yourself top a scotch egg

[MichaelaS]

pom bear pom bear pom bear!!!

[Shammalamma]

im wiht mumbles
mumsnet is a miserable cutting place and i intend to keep it that way

[choccyp1g]

What do we want? PomBears!
When do we want them? Now!

[PyramidofScotcheggs]

Well you aren't having any of my scotch eggs you miserable fuckers.
Hmmph.

[StrangewaysHereICome]

Oh yes please ....

and what about a [cuckoo clock] emoticon as a response to those comments we wish to ignore? oh yes please!

[NotShortImFunSized]

Yes, yes popcorn is for settling in to watch a good bun fight but what a tasty refreshing change it would be to offer something different

See, a multi functional pom bear.

Now we definitely need one.

[PomBearAdNauseum]

[PomBearAdNauseum]

That's a vote for the emoticon by the way...

[CrazyPlateLady]

PomBears and cuckoo clocks please MN!!!

[Pashazade]

Go PomBears!!! Just for the smile value!

[Shammalamma]

it wasnt even a very funny thread
weird people have a dinner party
whoo hoo

[PyramidofScotcheggs]

Bog off to you too

We need a Pom bear emote.

I wish I had some actually, they make a really good sarnie with inch thick butter on tiger bread.
I've no tiger bread either.

[PocketMouse]

Shammalamma has clearly had a sense of humour bypass.

I'm desperate for this [pombear] now

[UltimateNachos]

I concur - Pom Bear emoticon needed!!!

[HopeForTheBestExpectTheWorst]

Another yes vote here.
The Pom Bear, anyone? bit had me snorting wine through my nose

:o

[JarethThePomBearKing]

MUAAAHAHAHHAHAA

I will rule you all

[RapunzelLetDownYourPomBear]

Damn! wanted Rapunzel Rapunzel but too many letters to have it twice.

[UltimatePomBear]

Nay, I am the ULTIMATE POM BEAR!!! :-D

Pom Bear fights - the next MN trend?!

[JarethThePomBearKing]

[applauds Rapunzel]

[PyramidofScotcheggs]

But are you plain or cheese and onion flavoured Pom Bears?

I favour cheese and onion and would say they rule the plains.

What about a fight between the flavours?
Who would win?

[RapunzelLetDownYourPomBear]

But we do need to establish correct use of [pombear emoticon]. As I see it there are three options:

1. 'Pom Bear anyone?' To diffuse ugly bunfights or fill awkward silences, in the manner of 'more tea vicar?'
   

1. To infer bonkers-ness in reference to particular postings, in the style of but specifically to imply 'you are clearly bonkers'
   

1. To support / give visual reference to
   

[UltimatePomBear]

Not sure who the winning flavour would be, but surely the winner would be the last one standing when the cuckoo clock chimes?!