What's the most useless pileofshite kitchen applicance you ever bought/received?

[gobshite]

I'm tired of all these feel-good bargain buy threads. Well, I like them, but I need some counterweight

So .. what's the most useless rip-off aspirational piece of crap you ever bought for your kitchen? And as a bonus for ten, what's the msot useless kitchen thing you ever received as a gift?

I think mine was probably the electric toasted sandwich maker I bought in a fit of madness. Useless fecking thing - took forever to clean, burned the edges of the sandwiches, heated the cheese inside to gum-scarring temperatures, etc.

the most useless gift I got was a thing for pitting olives.

And you?

I have never used my chocolate fountain.

I can't be arsed with my breadmaker, oh, and an ice cream maker that is still in the box.

I hate all peelers. I wish i could find one for left handers that was thin for small hands. I've been looking trying out hundreds over the past 20+ years. Not found one yet.