Does anyone know anyone who taylor-makes baby grows?

[BabyMad]

I really don't like the way the arms and legs are too long for my baby and I was thinking I would get someone to make some that fit her properly.

Drag my baby? My precious baby? By her LEGS?

Ditch the babygros and dress her like \link{http://www.foryourinfotech.com/Blog/harleybaby.jpg\this} instead. Tres chic.

well they will wriggle...

Not by her legs - by the excess bit of babygro on her legs.....

DS enjoys playing with the dangly empty feet where his legs don't reach.

Perhaps we should respect the rights of oddly-shaped babies?

SorenLorenson's got the right idea. Pierce her ears too while you're at it.

Tie the feet parts of the sleep suit together. It is great for slowing a crawling baby down believe me.

You can tie the arms together too. Instant strait-jacket.

Also, if we had natural predators, short-limbed babies would be at an advantage as wolves and hyenas would just bite off the empty feet.

Good point, snowleopard.

I think I'll buy a knitting book tomorrow.