Clean up after sex

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Do you clean up after finishing sex?
Do you use bed sheets or a towel ?

Go to the loo and have a wash.

Using a bed sheet is a new one on me thanks for the laugh 😆

Sit for 5 mins on toilet then have a good wipe. Shower in the morning ALWAYS. If not too tired, shower straight after.

Nope.

I love the messy post sex feeling. Extends the pleasure for me.

Love it if I'm drifting off to sleep, or dribbling out during my day.

No. I lie there and enjoy my cigarette.

Yes I clean up but dont use bed sheets or towel

Love the post sex feeling so if it’s nighttime sex don’t clean straight up and usually shower in the morning, if it were in the morning or during the day then that is different

I think there's an infamous answer to this question 🤔

If you dont use condom, the ejaculation /cum could contact with bed sheets or not ?
Or do you always cum inside your wifes ?

not really. I like it. Wash the sheets often but don't have some elaborate clean up. Anyhow, if it is inside me then it's only going to leak out of me a bit, and it usually stays in place for a day or two.

hahaha

why do you sit for 5 mins? For the sperm to come out of you? I'm genuinely intrigued. I lie still so it will stay inside me 😅 cos it makes me feel happy

We use a towel for when he fingers me and I gush all over the bed. Afterwards I will make sure I wee. Sometimes I have a quick wash down there and I will put a pad on.

I take my sub out of his cage and tell him he’s on clean up duty… 😂

Depends where he finishes, if it’s piv, I go for a wee afterwards, if it’s anal I just lie there, I like the thought of having it inside me. I don’t really like being cummed on, so if it’s on me it’s straight to the bathroom to wipe it. I was my sheets once a week on a Sunday, we have sex most nights so it would be a constant battle to clean the sheets if I washed them every time

Penis beaker, surely. This is Mumsnet, after all.

My wife always miraculously moves over to my side of the bed then quietly slides back to her side when we've finished 🤔

Unless its the day and it's really messy I'm just not changing bed sheets. More likely go to the toilet and then back in to bed whatever the situation because I'm I just want to fall asleep.

We have sex towels. Just small towels kept in the bedside drawer. Tuck them under the pillows when we are going to or likely to have sex… use afterwards to catch any messy stuff- often just shove between legs and put my PJ bottoms back on in case I need to be on mum-duty overnight anyway. Shower in the morning…

😂😂😂😂do you take his chains off so he can make sure he does a good job?! hahaha

i feel like everyone is being open here and sharing a lot of details that never crossed my mind, i feel like i almost might feel a bit shocked somehow. Is this just me? Am I actually Doris Day??

What kind of details shock you? That sex can be messy? Not Doris day… more like the Virgin Mary!

no not that sex can be messy. Of course not. All the references to elaborate wc and cleansing rituals I think. Anyhow, I guess it is just me then : )

Beat me to it … careful though, that one just about broke MN’s servers as I recall !

I don't think I've read any elaborate rituals on here. Surely peeing and cleansing yourself afterwards is basic body health and hygiene?

ah I can see I said the wrong thing.. I think maybe I’m in the camp of bi cleaning/mopping up. Then I swim and shower in the morning.

m I like having semen inside me and just generally knowing it’s there. So I don’t want to wash it off ☺️ I can see I’m in the minority for that, that’s ok