Clean up after sex

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Do you clean up after finishing sex?
Do you use bed sheets or a towel ?

Lat time we did it? Let me think now..... 🤔

Ah, yes. Back in 1996. We were in a hot air balloon. I don't recall cleaning up after our virgin experience.

Best to just lay there I think. The scent of sex makes me mellow.

"I love the smell of sex in the morning" - now from which famous film is that line I wonder?

That's a way to get a yeast infection hun but you do you ✌️

I find the opposite. It balances my ph somehow. Well, with the right semen.

I’m clearly the opposite of most of the previous posters. I hate the thought of dirty sheets or sleeping in mess.

I would prefer to shower after DTD. DH also likes me fingering him and lots of lube, which I am less fond of, so my compromise is to insist on having gloves, which helps with the ick factor and clean up. However, appreciate I might be a bit OTT on this?!

We were always conscious that it was likely there would be a wet spot when we'd done, so we'd have a towel on hand to clean up before the gunk hit the sheets. It was less of a hurry if my wife was on top at the end.

Wifey???

No clean up here, it's all natural so we don't see the need to be surgical about cleaning up afterwards.

I don't do anything special. I quite like the messiness of sex. If I need a wee, I'll go to the loo, if not, I won't. If I fall asleep, I'll sleep. If it's the morning and I need to get dressed, I'll probably shower.

Have never had a UTI or thrush.

Could you be a bit more specific? 😂

Wet, sweaty & messy and sleep.

Usually have a wee and a wipe and that's it. I have suffered with thrush in the past when I haven't done this so it's a little habit now

get him to clean it up 🤷‍♀️ mostly I just grab a towel or a tshirt/boxers basically anything lying about and then go to the loo for a wee. I’m not a big fan of leaving it makes me uncomfy

Mrs D uses tissue and goes to the toilet almost immediately. By the time she's comes back to bed I'm usually already asleep 😳

My F sub cleans me up with her tongue, then it’s my turn to clean my M Dom up with mine.

Works alright 😉

Nothing comes out of me, so its just sweat normally and very little if anything to clean up thank goodness, unless we are playing with wax, oils or other messy stuff.

An Italian, a Frenchman and an Englishman were discussing their love making prowess.
The Italian says “After making passionate love with my wife I slowly rub her body with olive oil and she floats 5cm in the air with ecstasy”
The Frenchman replies “After a long night of erotic pleasure I gently soothe my wife with a massage of scented oils and she rises 10cm in the air.”
The Englishman scoffs “That’s nothing, last night after making love to my wife I wiped my knob on the curtains and she hit the f***g ceiling”

This all demonstrates that, where possible, daytime sex is best.

Champagne corks are good for keeping the wet stuff in. 🤭👀🍾

Totally depends. If it’s in my mouth or over my face I have to clean it up I can’t lie there with a face covered in cum and just go sleep lol. If it’s on my boobs sometimes we’ll just lie there and go asleep and the sheets absorb it lol. If it’s inside me we both like watching it fall out (I don’t have a choice I’m not tight enough after 2 kids to keep it in lol) but if it’s a real big load I do wipe it up before I fall asleep sometimes. If it’s on my feet he always wants me to keep it there 🤣.

The only place I always clean it up is if he cums on my armpits lol it’s just all slimy and I can really feel it when going to sleep.