Make up getting messed up during sex!

[JackOrMeryl]

If you have make up on during the day and end up getting all hot and sweaty under the sheets with your other half, does your make up get all messy? With me it's a case of face makeup pretty much disappearing, and my mascara flaking all over the place. Meaning if we are then going out I need to take it all off and start again. Which for me is a faff. How do others 'handle' this???

Brilliant.

I don't tend to go out after I've had sex! When are you shagging, 4pm??
If I get sweaty during then I would shower after. But if I'm doing nice make up for an evening out I'm not going to ruin it by shagging. What a weird problem to have!

Fuck like normal people and there shouldn't be a problem.

Op can multitask and be redoing her makeup at the same time.

yesssss - you fixed it 😂

Just redo it you said you don’t wear much anyway so what’s the problem?

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Not knowing what this was I googled it but spelt it slightly wrong and it got auto-corrected to coprophilia 😬

😂😂😂

Maybe that's why another poster suggested going from behind

Imagine the OP would definitely need the shower if it was coprophilia.

Aaah, this thread is gold… 🤣 thank you everyone, I really needed a laugh today!

Yes great idea 🤣

Thanks for the laughs but I still am none the wiser - you're all saying that if you do have sex during the day with make up on, your make up is still perfect afterwards????

I think we are saying we don't generally have a face full of makeup before sex AND also need a face full of makeup after sex. If you're going out for the evening why are you having sex after you've done your face? If you've already been out why do you need makeup on after?

I find that wearing an old fashioned diving helmet during sex solves this problem.

Nah don't be daft, that would definitely be sweaty! What you need is a fencing mask, or failing that a sieve attached to an elastic headband. To ensure that you don't get too sweaty you should also stick your head out of the window (the fencing mask will help to hide your identity).

In case anyone else was wondering......

Once I'm down and doing the jiggy, I couldn't care less what my make-up looks like - you don't look at the mantle piece while you're poking the fire and all that

Surely what you're doing is more important than the make-up?

Do 'Da Yoof' still say "Minging"
To rhyme with "Singing"

Because going to work all day, then having a bunk up and then going out after without a proper shower... Is fucking minging.

If sex doesn't result in a shower being absolutely necessary, you ain't doing it right.. fluids dripping result in moist gussets.. eugh.

I really don't see the problem if you don't wear much make-up OP. Takes me 2 minutes at the most to redo mine if necessary.

None the wiser my arse, Charlotte Tilbury. You know when you jump in the shower after your hot and sweaty early evening shag? Wash your face. You don't wear much make up so it will take you about five minutes to stick some more on, get dressed, go out.

It's not rocket science, unless I'm missing something?

This comment made me laugh out loud and I love your username! “Stig of the Dump” 😂

Mine definitely isn't perfect afterwards!

If I've got to be somewhere, I either say no because it will ruin my make up. Or I try and take off the worst of the smudges and redo it or turn into a smoky eye thing.

Hi folks

We're moving this over to the sex topic.

Just wear the sweaty makeup out. Loud and proud. “IVE HAD SWEATY MAKEUP REMOVING SEX AT A MOSTLY INCONVENIENT TIME”

How can you have the energy for daytime sex, but not the energy to re-do not-very-much make-up?!