Blow job question *lighthearted

[Umbongoberyl]

Yes name changed but have been kicking around for years - naice ham, penis beaker etc.

lighthearted debate between friends, it’s a monday we’ve nothing better to do.

friend sucked other friends penis 5 times but states that this is not a blow job as he did not orgasm. I have disagreed.

on the same premise is penis in vagina not sex if someone doesn’t orgasm?.

please settle this sex debate.

obviously if you spot spelling, grammar mistakes or think this is immature I’d really love you to point this out.

If a penis in a vagina is not sex without a vagina then I’ve never had sex…

Without an orgasm, I meant! Hahaha!

Exactly! So in the same way a lick of a penis is a blow job right?

Sounds like the conversation I had with a lass I went to school with once, about how you're not in labour until you get to the hospital. No amount of words would change her mind.

Some very dim people out there.

A lick no. A suck yes.

Really highbrow on MN today.

Penis in mouth = blow job

The idea of kicking or sucking a penis that you know, wees, makes me feel com these days. Menopause has a lot to answer for.

I don’t think its a blow job. A few sucks is not a full one so doesn’t count.

A lick no, a suck / penis in mouth is a blow job

We’ve not had a penis beaker for a while 🤣

That's a blowjob, yes.

This!

It wasn’t a blowjob, she was merely cleaning it with her mouth.

According to DH, it only counts as a blow job if you finish the 'job', so when we do it as part of foreplay it doesn't count as me giving him a blow job.
According to me, it does. Though just a few licks wouldn't.
5 sucks is very precise, who was counting?!

I re-read your first post in order to try and make sense of it more times than I care to admit... 🤣

I kind of get the blow job one… surely the name comes from the guy blowing his load so if no errr blow occurs, it’s not a blow job, it’s just a job…

I wonder what she thought about home births...

Are you eating if you chew your food but don't swallow?

It's the name of the act... if your friend said she did it for 1 minute then stopped it is still a BJ. My God 🤣🤣

So if it wasn’t a blow job what was it??? Lickity spit?

Yep that's a BJ the fact he didn't come is irrelevant

Kicking it is maybe an overreaction. Bat it away with the back of your hand maybe, hissing “Get off will you, I’m trying to watch Gardener’s World”.

Why does friend A keep putting friend B's penis in their mouth?

You mean someone counted five sucks and then stopped so don't consider it a blow job?

Well any bloke would have to be pretty hard wired to come after five sucks. It's the first bit that counts surely.

"Sorry Mrs Clinton he didn't come anyway so we did not have sexual relations...."

I’m glad it’s not just me. Never use to even think about now. Now, menopausal, it’s a problem!