Blow job question *lighthearted

[Umbongoberyl]

Yes name changed but have been kicking around for years - naice ham, penis beaker etc.

lighthearted debate between friends, it’s a monday we’ve nothing better to do.

friend sucked other friends penis 5 times but states that this is not a blow job as he did not orgasm. I have disagreed.

on the same premise is penis in vagina not sex if someone doesn’t orgasm?.

please settle this sex debate.

obviously if you spot spelling, grammar mistakes or think this is immature I’d really love you to point this out.

5 times at the same time?

No I wouldn't count that as a blowjob. Either a slow start of a very very brief sexual encounter. Completely unsatisfying for either one of them I should think. Why did they stop?

@RagzRebooted yes my dear friend (who is reading) did count 🤣🤣🤣

Was it a dare?
Why five times?
Did it need a quick clean?

@JuneJubilee because they are friends that should be together but did the ‘neighbours illicit snog panic’ and jumped apart!

This exactly!

But a man 'blows his load' in many ways, why would oral be named after his ejaculation

@frydae ‘he fell in’……….apparently 🤷🏻‍♀️

It totally is a sex existential question

In that case she either has a huge mouth or he has a tiny knob

Well I’m sure she’s ‘blown’ it with him after that sad performance 😜

Ok I've been a dictionary geek and looked it up "blow job" = "Fellatio" which "may lead to orgasm for the partner being fellated, or may part of foreplay before other sexual activities, such as vaginal or anal intercourse"

So according to definitions, any penis in mouth is a blow job, unless it occurred accidentally 😂

Seriously though was your friend very drunk?

Just a lick where it doesn't go in the mouth is just foreplay but I wouldn't call it a blowjob.
If it goes in the mouth and you're bobbing your head up and down like the Churchill dog, it's a blowjob.

@Circumferences Suzy Dent is that you?? (Love your work)

I think the key words from the dictionary are ‘may lead to orgasm’

Deffo not a blow job if he didn’t cum!
Oral sex yes - but a blow job needs a conclusion

That's a blowjob in my book

God this had never occurred to me!

I imagine a bloke who paid for a blow job would be a tad disappointed if he got 5 sucks and no happy ending 😂

Me neither! It could have also saved 19 year old me a rather awkward encounter.

Of course it counts.

Best of a very funny thread!

Maybe after five sucks she lost her dentures and the poor bloke wondered wtf was going on as all he could feel was a toothy grin, still a bj though

Five licks? Not a proper BJ, more like 'Buffing the Helmet'

Fling with the neighbour isn't always a bad thing.

just saying ....

Can your friend make contact as it would be great to have a BJ without being accused of extra marital naughtiness

I used to have a job but I'm retired now... 😪