*Rude* Cum and help me with this

[Catworrier]

So my friend told me a story today. And we both are curious to know if there are others who do this. Or know why. Or anything about it to be honest.

She had a boyfriend who, when they had sex, would remove the condom before ejaculation and then pull his foreskin over his bell end and cum into the foreskin bag thing he had created.

We have so many questions on the matter. Can anyone shed some light?

What.....,,

What the...?!!

School holidays already?

Wtf

Doesn't everyone 🤷🏻‍♀️

Makes less mess. Same with a bit of manly alone time. Less mess.

How unlike the homelife of our own dear Queen...

Omg I have never heard of this. I would have loved to have seen the womans horrified expression the first time she saw this😅

Right. Well...

Thanks for the many reports. We can't ever completely vouch for any poster, unfortunately, but there's nothing in the OP's posting history which would suggest they are not genuine. We're going to move the thread over to the sex topic now.

If someone did that I would have to ask why. Never heard of it lol 😂

@BoreOfWhabylon

How unlike the homelife of our own dear Queen...

Good grief. Would that not just create a very unpleasant mess that he would need to scrub off?

@YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet Creates quite the mental image, doesn't it?

I'm going to see if my bf has enough foreskin to do this

@VettiyaIruken scrub? 😳 The thought makes me sinece! It's water soluble I'm sure a rinse in the sink would be sufficient.

Lizzie is far too busy in bed pretending to be a stamp!!

I've does this since I was a teenager. Saves making a mess.

Not sure I would have the time or reaction speed myself.

Also wincing at the scrubbing..

@Smashtastic are you SURE it's water soluble? Poached egg snot bits in my experience 😂

[quote Smashtastic]@VettiyaIruken scrub? 😳 The thought makes me sinece! It's water soluble I'm sure a rinse in the sink would be sufficient.[/quote]
I haven't had much experience with penises (peni?) with foreskin. I imagine it quickly gets claggy under there. I'm not suggesting wire wool or anything but do they not need a good old flanneling?

It's going to quarter past eleven and I'm watching YouTube videos of cholesteatoma surgeries while discussing how best to clean semen from under a foreskin that got a full load.

What on earth is wrong with me!

Reports! Blimey. Thought it was quite hard to offend people on Mumsnet eyeroll

But thanks to those that replied. I will be sending her the link to the thread to show her he was very much alone.

Not that I can understand why you would do it, but it makes more sense whilst alone.

Like stopping. Taking it off. Pinching. And then carrying on? Would just ruin the process surely?!?!

@VettiyaIruken

No 😂 they don't need a 'good old flanneling' they are made of delicate skin just like a woman's genitals and should be washed, certainly but gently with plain water only.

Ah ok ta. I imagine all blokes reading that had a hell of a wince 😁. Sorry.

Do you think a man ejaculates some form of a mixture of rice pudding and polyfilla?

I'm baffled that no one knows anyone that does this.

He can't be the only one?