Kinkiest thing you’ve done

[Balhammom]

Just that really. To break up lockdown boredom I’d like to know the wildest sex thing you’ve done.

For my part, DH has a thing about butt plugs and had been eager for me to wear one for a while. After one reasonably enjoyable outing in the bedroom, he persuaded me to wear it to do the weekly shop at the local Waitrose. Thankfully I got through it without any unexpected surprises and even managed to get a bit of a kick out of it myself...

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Anal pressed face first against a floor to ceiling hotel window in central London with a glass dildo in use.

I think that I will let you judge which of my adventures is the kinkiest, although I feel they are not really kinks.

I was due to be reunited with my American girlfriend at Heathrow and we arranged to make love as soon as possible. To that end, I parked the car on the top floor of the car park. It was almost deserted at that time of the day - late evening. My girlfriend wore a long, loose dress in order to make matters easier and we returned to the car and had sex with her bent over the boot in full view of all the security cameras. We both found the idea of someone watching us on a screen in a little office to be very exciting.

On another occasion I was part of a one woman, six man orgy. I was also involved in a wonderful cuckold relationship with a lovely married couple for about a year.

I have done plenty of other quite adventurous things, such as spending a day naked and making love multiple times on a lonely French beach.

All of it was great fun.

@xpc316e al of that sounds exciting!!

I know of a (very kinky) friend who has been out wearing a small, remote control vibrator but I think I’d be a terrified of coming in the middle of the shops or something falling out!

On holiday with another couple sharing a villa. Too much wine one afternoon and played poker which ended up strip poker and a foursome.

A few years ago now...never replicated it but look back with fond memories 😉

I had expected better things of Mumsnetters with this thread. I know that you are all dirtier than a plasterer's radio, but you are too demure to tell us all about your adventures. Come on ladies; get your collective fingers out and spill the beans.

I must admit that I looked at my fellow customers a little differently this morning when wandering around Waitrose. Despite careful study, I was unable to work out who was wearing a butt plug, but it certainly made shopping more interesting.

Honestly I have much dirtier, but I was testing the waters...

@xpc316e
You should know that women by default tend to be demure lol. We don't tend to confess all the gory details on a public forum

I took a while just with DH to express my desires and often I still have to whisper lol

Really @Namechangedyorkshire ? You’ve never mentioned it before ..

Watersports

@TomNook

siring1 did you enjoy it or spend the time thinking I will need to clear this up ,think I would .

@Namechangedyorkshire sounds interesting (but maybe a little familiar)

remember having my car bonnet in the rain with the then GF in a empty car park... only it wasnt empty as when we finished as was about to get back into the car a truck flashed his lights as if to approve our show for him haha..

another time we got carried away in a Jacuzzi in the Virgin gym we were members off

another time we got carried away whilst at the top of the Great Orme in Wales, just as we finished a Jewish family walked by and copped an eyeful.

many more, you only live once.

A wicked weekend away in Shropshire with some swinging friends which involved
skinny dipping,
sex in the jacuzzi,
being strapped to a trolley on wheels (a kinkier version of spin the bottle),
dressing in latex and caning a young lad's arse,
being "kidnapped" by guys in balaclavas,
naughty fun in a sex swing,
strap ons,
and lots and lots of group sex.
Planning next trip to Bath in the Autumn!

@PinotPony omg where do you find these friends????

Haha! On Killing Kittens. Group of 20 of us (couples, singles, straight, bi and gay) who all get on rather well!

@PinotPony I've heard KK is quite cliquey, I assume it's untrue from what you've just said!
I think I'm more silver kittens though

@PinotPony that sounds amazing, quite jealous! I wish DH was a bit more open to such things :( I completely get why he isn't - partly insecurity, and partly doesn't want to share - but it is a big turn on for me, so bit sad he doesn't share the sentiment!

One memorable occasion that slipped my mind was spending a night in a BDSM dungeon just outside of Reading. The place was an Aladdin's Cave of kinky gear and we couldn't find a fetish that wasn't catered for. One of the principal reasons for hiring it was that the use of a Sybian was included. Suffice it to say that I am saving my pennies and hope to get one for my partner's pleasure.

The memory of being seated on a throne receiving a blow job while she was seated astride a throbbing Sybian is not one that I, or my partner, will forget in a hurry.

If anyone wants details of the venue, please message me a I highly recommend it.

@MrMeeseekscando Not at all! I've found everybody to be very welcoming. There's very little tolerance for rude or bad behaviour.
I don't know where everyone on Mumsnet gets this Silver Kittens thing from! Yes, there's a chat group for more mature members if you particularly want to talk to that age group and, as a 45 yo, I should probably be on there... but there's no rule that says you have to. I've made connections with 20 somethings and 50 somethings without age being any kind of issue. At our weekend away, the age range was 24 to 51.

@PinotPony Thank you, that's very good to know!

Lol at strapped onto a trolley.

Ffs. Like Victoria wood

Beat me on the bottom with a woman's weekly!
I miss Victoria Wood