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Do you go near your husbands bum?

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freshstartnewme · 27/05/2019 11:01

First off I promise I am not a troll, MNHQ will be able to clarify, if needed, for any doubters!

Inspired somewhat by the poster (s) who think their DH should shower if they have gone for a poo before bed and they are going to have sex.

I can't quite work out what impact going for a poo would have on sex, unless the DH anus is involved in the sex.

I have never, and absolutely never will, used my DH arsehole during sex.

Am I in the minority?

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Ringdonna · 13/11/2019 18:40

Can'tbeat doing a ' Rusty Trombone'.....

christmasstress · 04/01/2020 13:10

Tea towel holder is brilliant, I properly laughed at that!

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