When I was younger I never really fancied actors/singers etc. It took a long time for me to realise that my type was funny, and so now at the grand old age of (almost) 40 I find myself having the most intricately detailed fantasies about people I have never met.
The most distracting are all about Greg Davies. A particular favourite was a sordid little affair being fingered in an alley next to a nightclub.
Please share your smutty little fantasies to reassure me I'm not the only grown woman regressing to teenagerhood.