Tell me I'm not alone (smutty)

[PukousMucous]

When I was younger I never really fancied actors/singers etc. It took a long time for me to realise that my type was funny, and so now at the grand old age of (almost) 40 I find myself having the most intricately detailed fantasies about people I have never met.

The most distracting are all about Greg Davies. A particular favourite was a sordid little affair being fingered in an alley next to a nightclub.

Please share your smutty little fantasies to reassure me I'm not the only grown woman regressing to teenagerhood.

Good lord, Pukous!

If you don't mind we're going to move this over to our Sex topic. We think it might be a bit much for Chat at this time on a Sunday!

Why don't you just go and read the Celebrities section of Literotica?

Holy fuck, Hebe, I never knew "Sex topic" was the Sekrit Mumsnet Code-word for "rubbish bin"!

Oh god

You sound more like a 14 year old , rather than a 40 year old.

'Share your smutty little fantasies' with strangers on the internet? That's a nope from me.

More "smutty little fantasies" about celebrities than you could ever get through in a lifetime.

HTH!

oh dear contact Greg Davies whoever he is.. do you really think anyone want's to know about your fantasies... Perhaps contact Greg whoever he is, and see if he has any inane fantasies.

He was my English teacher at school 😳

Uh getting fingered in an alley! Sounds more like a teenager. I think I'll pass on sharing my deepest fantasy's with a mansnetter