I need to rant. About semen.

[BusyDoingLittle]

Semen is gross. There, I said it.
It feels gross
It tastes gross
If it dries on you it goes crusty and painful
If it gets in your pubic hair it goes weird and sticky when you try to wash it out
If it's inside your vagina it takes hours to come out again

I love sex, don't get me wrong, but I would happily never come into contact with semen ever again.

Rant over.

Condoms... The biggest bonus of going back to condoms after years of other BC is no spunk running down my legs afterwards.

Wierdly I have no problems with swallowing it though! Also don't particularly mind it on my hands. Eyes however, ouch!

Its good for your skin (allegedly)

Agreed. It is basically groin snot. Condoms are handy here.

Groin snot 😂😂😂

I’m gonna use this tonight after the deed is done and ask OH to help me clean it up 😂😂😂😂

I used to think it was. nonsense about it stinging the eyes, until that is I shot myself there.....OUCH indeed!!

Bloody hell, can't even give the stuff away!

I have to disagree! I don't particularly like the taste but love how it feels on my skin Trying to conceive at the moment so he's having to leave it in!

And the worst thing of all...anal sex with no condom. Do not recommend it!

On the flip side at least you don't have to deal with the semen if it goes up there(!)

^ What goes up, must come down...

I like it! I like the mess it makes. I've never had it in my eyes - I try & avoid getting it all over my face

I usually like the taste, although I've had the occasional partner whose spunk has tasted absolutely revolting.

I usually like the taste, although I've had the occasional partner whose spunk has tasted absolutely revolting

Depends on what they've eaten.

For example if you have a nut allergy, don't let your partner eat nuts.

I feel same as OP. My DP wears condoms 100% of the time and so thankfully semen trapped. I want no contact with it.

I have historically told men I love when they ejaculate onto my boobs...in reality I just hate it anywhere else

Another one who likes it here

Ive never liked it with all blokes though. Some really were a turn off tbh. But with the right ones i honestly love everything about it.

I used to be with a dominant man...he liked to cum all over my boobs and sometimes my hair and face....i dont like it inside me so this suits me fine.

I've recently gone on the pill after 20 years of using condoms/withdrawal and I'd forgotten how much of a pain in the arse it is. I get up and run to the bathroom to sit on the toilet before it drops out everywhere or I have to remember to keep tissues by the bed.
But it doesn't all come out at once, bits seep out for a while after. Bloody annoying but it's sort of nice that after so long he can ejaculate inside me.

I quite like it but does anyone ever notice it can smell a bit bleachy sometimes? I've noticed this with a few men

Also I'm always tempted to do a Spider-Man impression after a hand job

What, walk across the ceiling?

I meant the wrist flick but I could probably walk across the across after a good session

Agreed it's foul.
I don't put it in my mouth or on my skin and we use condoms.
The idea of it makes me gag.

I love the stuff 🤷🏼‍♀️

If I leave it on my skin for more than a few minutes I get red marks where it was.

Now my DP has had a vasectomy he emits a puff of blue smoke instead