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I need to rant. About semen.

34 replies

BusyDoingLittle · 14/10/2018 22:15

Semen is gross. There, I said it.
It feels gross
It tastes gross
If it dries on you it goes crusty and painful
If it gets in your pubic hair it goes weird and sticky when you try to wash it out
If it's inside your vagina it takes hours to come out again

I love sex, don't get me wrong, but I would happily never come into contact with semen ever again.

Rant over.

OP posts:
whatthelump · 03/11/2018 22:25

My husband has had a vasectomy too and there's still loads!

I don't mind it - unless I'm tired and then hate the fact I have to get out of bed to clean up.

WellyWednesday · 07/11/2018 22:42

The taste is definitely down to diet. The men I've known with the healthiest diets have tasted lovely. The most rank awful stuff I ever had a mouthful of was from a man who literally gorged on sweets and chocolate. He tasted like a fecking ashtray. Disgusting. & I back others upthread, girth is good.

faulkner200 · 10/11/2018 14:13

Ladies , I have to ask does it really taste that bad or do you just exagerate a little bit ?

From a mans perspective I do wonder.

xpc316e · 10/11/2018 16:08

faulkner200, you could very easily answer your question by tasting your own semen. Curiosity is a wonderful thing, and one should not expect a woman to do anything you are not happy to do.

If I am lucky enough to receive a blowjob to the point where I ejaculate in a woman's mouth, then I ask her not to swallow it all and immediately after orgasm I go in for a long open-mouth kiss. I really enjoy cum-swapping and have no problems with the tastes of my own semen.

Am I that much of a rarity?

FortuneFrimble · 10/11/2018 16:53

Have to disagree with you there Busy with the right lover you can bathe me in the stuff Blush

DoveSecret · 13/11/2018 15:33

DH’s is also bleachy. He drinks a shitloads of cola and eats a lot of sweer stuff. But it certainly aint sweet. And I loathe it.

CrazyToast · 15/11/2018 00:25

I quite like it but does anyone ever notice it can smell a bit bleachy sometimes?----YES! Thank you!

RosieBenenden · 15/11/2018 08:55

It is nasty I agree. It is condoms 100% of the time with DP and I make sue he is the one to dispose of the evidence immediately after sex. hen I masturbate him we ensure it doesn't go on me. I accepted the need when conceiving but if honest the sex was totally unenjoyable as a result. Even when pregnant we used condoms for the above reasons. Stick to your guns OP and steer clear.

debs307 · 17/11/2018 19:27

I love it but I guess taste is subjective

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