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colinandboo · 19/02/2018 13:18

nc for this because its quite embarrassing. On tv and films women always seem to manage to masturbate sitting up or in the bath seems quite popular too.
If I ever do it, I have to lie on my front and sort of crunch up my whole body, I'm quite bent and hunched over and I play with myself with one hand.
But i try to avoid it because basically every time I have to book an osteopath or sports massage the next day to sort out HORRIBLY tense muscles around my neck, pecs and upper back. It costs me around £60 a time in reality!
Can it be done sitting up without hurting your back? Has anyone else experienced what I do?

DawnMumsnet · 19/02/2018 13:38

Afternoon all,

We've (rather inevitably) had a LOT of reports about this thread. We've checked things out behind the scenes and can see that the OP's been on the site for years and years and doesn't have form for posting dodgy threads, so we're assuming this is a genuine ask.

We do think it'd be better off in our Sex topic, though. We're moving it now.

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