To ask about masturbation

[colinandboo]

nc for this because its quite embarrassing. On tv and films women always seem to manage to masturbate sitting up or in the bath seems quite popular too.
If I ever do it, I have to lie on my front and sort of crunch up my whole body, I'm quite bent and hunched over and I play with myself with one hand.
But i try to avoid it because basically every time I have to book an osteopath or sports massage the next day to sort out HORRIBLY tense muscles around my neck, pecs and upper back. It costs me around £60 a time in reality!
Can it be done sitting up without hurting your back? Has anyone else experienced what I do?

Could you try a vibrator and lie on your back?

Ime you can retrain your body to 'let go' in other positions.
HTH!!

There’s a sex board on here.

Osteopath 'so was there anything particular that you were doing when you hurt your back?'

Op '........'

Sounds weird. Lying on back or sitting works just fine.

Is this thread real or is someone getting a cheap thrill from the responses...sorry but this doesn't sound right imo

Is this another one of those threads getting off on peoples comments?

I'm not asking for techniques in detail at all. Just wondering if anyone else suffers like this with their back. I feel very ashamed about it

Honestly, it is real. I don't care how others do it, just am I totally weird

No I don’t have this problem at all, I think you need to learn to relax xxx

Well it's identical to the how do you wipe thread yesterday which also mentions seeing it on tv then asking how people do it.

Sitting works just fine.
I'd drown in the bath- too short!

You know what - mostly it's only a certain type of film where women do this.

Suggest you go back to watching that and stop looking to get your pervy kicks on here!

You bloody pests! There is a sex topic on here if you can't stop yourself from being a wanker.

Hoping this thread is genuine- I lie on my front too, I’ve found that using a vibrator helps, as you don’t have to reach as far.

This is a GENUINE thread. Calling someone a wanker is quite insulting.
The recent places I saw it were on The Shape of Water, the Girlfriend Experience on Netflix... and Meg Matthews was talking about it on Women's Hour too.

Why is this on Aibu? Need as many folks to see it as possible?

As a previous poster said, try thr sex board if you must.

ThisLittleKitty
My thoughts exactly

What is your question? Does anyone else end up having to shell out £60 every time they feel like pruning the prune?

Thanks TLTLV. I used to have one, I might invest again.

But they're calling you a wanker because you're saying that you are! It's meant literally

As others have said, there is a sex board.
You can't be that embarrassed if you're posting on the busiest part of the site.

Put it like this - I’ve never heard of anyone else doing it your way.

"Pruning the prune"?!

I lie on my back, fwiw. Can't do it sitting up.

It would probably be cheaper paying someone to do it for you Op